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Tristan

A very hot and cute boy who always wants to disagree. Who has the softest hair in the entire world. The biggest tease known to mankind and knows it. Godly in everything he does and makes girls swoon. A Tristan can make a girl wet in less than a minute. Has anger issues (is extremely hot when angry) and hates everyone but his friends and the ones he loves. Also likes the color black and rice. How could you not love a Tristan?
Friend: Who’s that hot guy
Me: Tristan
Friend: I want a Tristan
by Scarlet0109 January 14, 2019
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A German man that's tall and is spoiled, uses a crazy amount of money and still suck at games that are paid to win. Have a girlfriend named PEEKABOOOOOOOO.
Tristan Maune Had a girlfriend!
How?
She's forced
Okay then
by Whos joe? December 12, 2019
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Tristan: I LOVE ELMO RAAH! SEASME STREET RAAH! SUSSY BALLS RAH!
by BJ-The-DJ May 16, 2023
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The big sloppy oversized usually funny person in the friend group gets “roasted” bad on occasion
Damn Tristan is a sloppy fellow I would say
by FPLM November 20, 2021
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yo that guy had a dick the size of a tristan!!!
by anonymous November 25, 2021
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( she’s a girl) an amazing person that Stan’s why don’t we and more people her instagram was joyousjdong but now is retrobesson2.0 she is very funny and sweet
Omg I love you Tristan <3
by Whydontwe_bri on ig February 17, 2019
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Someone who will say anything to please a girl, in the hopes that they will be in good favor with that person. He talks himself up to be the best person in the world when in reality no one likes him
Bro dont pull a Tristan
by Milklicker February 27, 2020
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