Sydney traffic

Everyone in a hurry to get nowhere fast.

Have you seen how Sydney people drive? Yeah Sydney traffic is the worst bro, I have constant anxiety attacks of some uninsured Punjab or Asian merging into my vehicle constantly.

by Markusbcool September 25, 2020

Traffic signage

A very small fandom where its about sentient traffic signs

the web show is made by gech and you can find the show in youtube.

"Yo dude have you heard about Traffic signage?" "What? no."

by Someonewhoknowsfandoms April 28, 2025

ONE WAY TRAFFIC

ONE WAY TRAFFIC , CANT FIND THE OTHER END TO GO RIGHT WAY, DOWN ONE WAY!

Fuck this shit, if I drive in reverse I'm going the right way down one way traffic! Noone will know!...everybody knew and called others to let them know I was coming!

by Love, Diana.M December 4, 2024

Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.

I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.

by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025

Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.

Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign

by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017

Traffic Arbitrage

A procedure undertaken in heavy traffic conditions whereby the subject (a driver) constantly switches lanes to beat the average traffic speed. Particularly important in US of A where the leftmost lane is always taken

Nathan: With this traffic, I won't make it to the airport in time unless I pull some moves off
Bobby, 10 minutes later: That was sick Traffic Arbitrage bro

by SharmaAndShawarma November 18, 2015

Traffic jam

When you can't take a nifty shit

Cocksucker had a traffic jam

by Skeet fuck shit March 28, 2021