tool

A tendentious lawyer who perpetuates a financial war of attrition in the form of a defamation suit on behalf of a wealthy client.

The plaintiff's lawyer is a tool.

by Around Uranus February 9, 2013

tool

Unlike most entries, which focus on the person's not realizing that they are being used - the true definition of a tool is someone who thoughtlessly, but willfully, follows someone else's orders, thus making themselves a tool of their leader.

Some douchebag cop who gives you a ticket even though you have a very good reason why you don't deserve it, a reason any normal, feeling person would recognize but that the tool in question doesn't feel like acknowledging because he or she is just being a f***ing tool!

by mrbrain December 16, 2011

tool

A guy who wears flip-flops.

I don't know, but he must be a tool.

by Amous July 12, 2010

tool

One who believes they are informed but are in fact being used either by society or mass media

A wigger ; Anyone who is a fan of britney spears ; a hammer; Someone who only owns clothes from Abercrombie and Fitch , American eagle, or hot topic; Goths; people who hang out at malls.tools

by shmaters gee April 12, 2009

tool

someone who tries too hard. a poser.

kamil radecki is a major tool.

by fatcupcake July 26, 2010

on the tools

Any job that requires tools after hours or on the weekend

“Hey spencer, do you get on the tools last night”

by Tbags101 September 10, 2019

tool

a sledge hammer (this is the only thing in my tool box)

"use that tool over there. its perfect for hanging priceless artwork."

by STDAVE April 11, 2006