The cotton pony

A way better name for a Tampon than its politically correct term.

"Maryellen: Hows it goin today kitten?"

"Kitten: not too shabby just ridin' the cotton pony!!!!!"

by Cotton Pony Cowgerl May 28, 2009

jizz pony

a mild to moderately offensive term implying that the subject is a homosexual, whether they are or not. A more creative alternative to fag, queer, etc.

Person A: Want to go see Brokeback Mountain?
Person B: Ummm...no. You should probably just invite one of your friends from the Village People to watch it with you, jizz pony.

by Brandon Dockery April 11, 2007

prom pony

It's the hottest girl in school!!!

Stop being in your feelings and go out there and fuck the prom pony.

by randman90 January 14, 2017

show pony

a narcissist who believes they are the best and everyone loves them heaps ( not as much as they love themselves though) but in reality they are a bitch with no friends who everyone hates.

OMG DID YOU SEE HER IN THE CONCERT??? SHES SUCH A SHOW PONY !!

by Noonelikesmushrooms March 15, 2016

pony rolls

When you lay down on you back and lift your legs above and behind you and suck your own dick.

With pony rolls i dont need a gilfriend.

by J.T. Shaggsta March 25, 2006

White pony

Use of heroin or other opiate.

Ride the white pony.

by tim1337 August 09, 2003

saddle the pony

meaning to put on a condom.

gil: damn man i got sarah pregnant...
me: well duh gil, you forgot to saddle the pony

by pimp daddy dollars February 15, 2005