To be the most consistent basketball player to ever play the game. To dominate boths ends of the court. To achieve stats without effort.
by Ryan May 31, 2004

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I've been timming off all night...
Guy 2: That sucks, I timmed off for a week straight after my dog died last month... I had almost forgoten how gay Twilight is and how much I hate it.
Guy 3: You guys are so pathetic that its making me wanna go tim off...
Guy 2: That sucks, I timmed off for a week straight after my dog died last month... I had almost forgoten how gay Twilight is and how much I hate it.
Guy 3: You guys are so pathetic that its making me wanna go tim off...
by cwatts22 July 10, 2010

The cutest, sweetes guy known to man. T-I-M U-R-B-A-N
American Idol Contestant
HIS SMILE MAKES GIRLS FAINT :)
Hair flick ;)
Simon called him pointless but so what?!
American Idol Contestant
HIS SMILE MAKES GIRLS FAINT :)
Hair flick ;)
Simon called him pointless but so what?!
Example 1
Tim Urban: *smiles*
An intelligent girl who's in love with him like me: *faint then comes back alive*
Tim Urban: *hair flick*
An intelligent girl who's in love with him like me: *faint*
Example 2
Simon Cowell: You're pointless
Tim Urban: *smiles*
Simon Cowell: You're pointless
Tim Urban: *smiles*
Simon Cowell: =.=
Tim Urban: *smiles*
Tim Urban: *smiles*
An intelligent girl who's in love with him like me: *faint then comes back alive*
Tim Urban: *hair flick*
An intelligent girl who's in love with him like me: *faint*
Example 2
Simon Cowell: You're pointless
Tim Urban: *smiles*
Simon Cowell: You're pointless
Tim Urban: *smiles*
Simon Cowell: =.=
Tim Urban: *smiles*
by timurbanlover November 26, 2010

Someone who always finishes tests last and is never where they are supposed to be because they're at the "dentist."
by omar January 13, 2004

Brilliant American goalkeeper. Finally United have replaced Schmeichel, it seems. Fantastic reflexes, good handling and fast and effective distribution make 'T-Ho' a fans favourite despite playing in a not-so-fashionable position.
Wonderful save from Tim Howard!!
Well claimed by Howard!!
That was surely going in, but for the intervention of the magnificent Tim Howard!!
Howard was out quickly to deny a clear oppurtunity on goal there!!
Another great piece of goalkeeping from the American Howard!!
Well claimed by Howard!!
That was surely going in, but for the intervention of the magnificent Tim Howard!!
Howard was out quickly to deny a clear oppurtunity on goal there!!
Another great piece of goalkeeping from the American Howard!!
by Glen_6899 August 14, 2004

Sex symbol from Hong Kong. He is well known for his singing voice and is one of the best dancers in the world. Loves the Dong.
by Hong Kong Dong April 23, 2010
