thunder thighs

a pair of big ass thighs.

Her thunder thighs couldn't even fit in her jeans.

by Kenny October 27, 2004

Thunder-cunt

A girl or woman who is such a cunt that it thunders down the area causing everyone near her to run away in fear.

"Oh no! Here comes Barbra Strisand! She is total thunder-cunt! Run!"

by Retard-sex August 25, 2008

thunder thighs

Of a woman, large, broad hips and thighs. One of the most tasteful images possible is a woman of such build in a bikini.

Yeah that's right. What the above definition SHOULD SAY. Goddamn anti-fat bastard!

by IcyHaku December 1, 2004

thunder pavillion

An outhouse; an outside no-running-water toilet in a small shed. True "Thunder Pavillions" are located at a cottage and situated out in the woods. Being a little "rough" and "ramshackle" helps. The door doesn't always close all the way. There also isn't necessarily a seat: a simple hole in a piece of plywood is often all there is. Common items found inside a Thunder Pavillion include cobwebs, a tin of ashes or lime, dust, 1-ply toilet paper, an old empty stubby beer bottle, and a stick. Normally used only in "desperate" situations, it can be a place of mystery, intrigue, and fear. Women traditionally do not use thunder pavillions; however they will if no other options exist. A moon cut into the door is a common marking. The thunder pavillion's natural habitat is in northern Ontario, Canada, but can be found worldwide nowadays.

After eating all of that chili, I had a turtlehead couldn't wait for Dave to get out of the bathroom, so I had to use the thunder pavillion. I also found out what that stick is used for...

by Woodenhead May 11, 2006

Thunder Slap

Inspired by ''Thunder Down Under'' in Vegas. When a woman is corrected by being beaten by a mans large penis. Also known as the ''T-Slap''.

''I took this fat girl home last night to give her a chance, she kept complaining so I had to Thunder Slap her chunky face...''

by nbromoney June 27, 2009

midwest thunderbumper

When someone's balls are being tazered while giving a Hot Carl, the result is a passionate hailstorm of streaming poo in the face.

She wasn't sure about Jeff until the first time he delivered a midwest thunderbumper, after which she knew she was really in love.

by midwest thunderbumper September 15, 2009

thunder-baron

n: One who steals the thunder of others.

Me: Haha I just put up your definition for "frienema" on Urban Dictionary.
John: Thunder-baron!

by Coco Harris August 31, 2006