Ouchess, Ballus - Or better known as known as Testicle(s), are orb like objects that dangle in a sack attached to a man’s scrotum. The size of the testicle(s), is measured by how a man lives out his life (the braver man, the larger the testicles), and so on. These testicles, however, are also a man’s weakest point, as they cannot be covered up by muscle, and thus, are very susceptible to a woman’s high heels.
Note: They are also referred to as “Balls”
Note: They are also referred to as “Balls”
1. P1 “yo, I just messed a guy up so hard, he ain’t gonna be walking for days.”
P2 “Aye, you got the biggest balls.”
2. P1 “She kicked me right in the balls.”
3. P1 “I’m sorry to inform you sir, there’s no easy way to put this…”
P2 “So what’s the problem doctor?”
P1 “You have stage four testicular cancer.”
P1 “Fuck.”
4. “Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?”
5. “A man licking another man’s testicle(s) is gay.”
P2 “Aye, you got the biggest balls.”
2. P1 “She kicked me right in the balls.”
3. P1 “I’m sorry to inform you sir, there’s no easy way to put this…”
P2 “So what’s the problem doctor?”
P1 “You have stage four testicular cancer.”
P1 “Fuck.”
4. “Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?”
5. “A man licking another man’s testicle(s) is gay.”
by EtheraelRetribution September 14, 2021
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by __Ari__ September 23, 2021
Get the Testicle mug.Diversion testicles are a set of rubber testicles that you hold up in the air and shake like a bell. The purpose of diversion testicles are to distract your co-workers from eating a meat and cheese platter, so you can surreptitiously sneak under the radar and eat the platter yourself.
Dale held up some diversion testicles during a staff meeting to distract his coworkers from the snack platter that was in front of them. Dale then ate the snack platter while his coworkers were distracted.
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Get the Diversion testicle mug.When the balls jiggle during sex which causes the testicals/balls will start to shake because it is sensitive.
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Get the Testicles mug.2 round devices in a sack put in a man's groin by the government to spy on him, cut them both off immediately if you have them
Person 1: Hey check out how big my testicles are
Person 2: Woah, you got really lucky with the government
Person 1: Government? What does that have to do with my testicles?
Person 2: You don't know? Testicles are government spy devices, i already got mine removed
Person 1: Oh damn, i guess i'll get them removed then
Person 2: Woah, you got really lucky with the government
Person 1: Government? What does that have to do with my testicles?
Person 2: You don't know? Testicles are government spy devices, i already got mine removed
Person 1: Oh damn, i guess i'll get them removed then
by anonymous October 11, 2024
Get the testicles mug.An ancient Mesopotamian game that involves a tagger chasing the other members of the game, when he gets near the members he will punch there testicle area as hard as they physically can, this happens until the tagger gives up or punches everyone’s balls. The female version of this is Mayan Cunt catching where it’s a girl hitting a vagina of other girls as hard as they can with the same rules
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