Smooth Dollars

Dollars that are not crinkled so that to fit better in vending machines and strippers' snatches

How much?

$20 smooth dollars homie

by V Priest August 24, 2018

Smooth

To be so dumb that is seems that you have no brain.
To have no wrinkles on the brain.

Why did you do that? Are you smooth?

"1 + 1 = 4." What are you smooth you smeed.

by CousinVector January 14, 2021

Smooth muscle

One of the three types of muscle. Widespread throughout the body, responsible for movement in the digestive, urinary and reproductive systems.

Person 1: *gets an erection*
Person 2: "Wow, your smooth muscles are really working there huh?"

by craigellachie March 1, 2022

Smooth entry

The art of penetrating a person , after applying the right amount of liquor. Can be combined with roofies.

Jack: Steve made a smooth entry last night.

Peter: Did you sell him the roofies?
Jack: Nah, he used booz this time.

by Deemeister February 25, 2011

Liquid smooth

A godly song made by the godly Mitski.

Mitski Lover: Hey u know mitskis song Liquid smooth?
Hater: Ew
Mitski lover: We are not friends anymore

by ivbpiuhveupgvbnhehvoehvoueghvo September 21, 2022

Smooth Sailor

When the toilet paper is clean after a big shit. No evidence on the toilet paper

Wow that was a huge shit better wipe. .... wipes ass.... looks at toilet paper nothing there. ..... Good to go a Smooth Sailor.

by Murseh8r January 23, 2022

Smooth Ketchup

Used to express positive agreement or excitement

"I got offered a job today" "Smooth Ketchup!"

by Anon237 July 8, 2024