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Sammy the Sloth

she's not actually a sloth, she's a chicken

a girl that squeals in her voice messages for no reason

a girl that's cat is afraid of her

a beautiful girl that doesn't see her worth and beauty
Sammy the sloth: perfectly weird and beautiful
Cami: (sees Sammy) W0W!
Nessa: What?
Taylor: *eating*
Cami: Look at Sammy. She's Sammy the Sloth}!
Chelsea: She's a chicken.
Sammy: PEEEP
by beronicascrown November 20, 2019
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sloth jerk

when a girl jerks you off slowly
"Helena gave me a sloth jerk last night."
by natahoe666 September 1, 2016
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Sidewalk Sloths

1 or more person(s), usually sightseers, walking slowly in a busy urban environment so as to prevent others from passing.

Due to their sightseeing nature, The Sidewalk Sloth often doesn't travel in a straight line and can impede passing in other ways (e.g. pointing at things, changing direction while lost). These behaviors can lead to injury of for fellow sidewalk users. It also allows fewer practitioners to block the sidewalk than the Sidewalk Snail Barrier.

*see also the iPod Sloth
Sorry, I'm late. I got stuck behind about 5 different Sidewalk Sloths on the way here. Is it tourist season of Something
by Pixel Fiend January 15, 2011
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Sloth

A sloth is a person who's face has a lot of acne and has little eyebrows and usually their name is Tara and also they make weird faces while they talk
Dang Tara is a sloth and so is Cole they should go out
by You know me July 26, 2016
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sloth hugger

by mr.fiercefierce October 30, 2018
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Sloth

A person that has a slower pace of life. They are that friend that’s main habitat is the couch and are often found ‘slothing’ round. They are your unemployed friend on a Tuesday and their spirit animal is the slow mammal.
That person seems so dumb, not much going on between those ears”

Yeah bro they are such a sloth”
by Jadoes November 30, 2023
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Sloth

Fat,Retarted,Slow,Lazy, a Tool,Ugly,an Animal (crazy)
by Cocky_Party June 17, 2016
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