The Rooster Lord

The Rooster God of Feathers, Humanity, mortal peril and minor inconveniences.

I've been stopped at every redlight today, I should pray to the Rooster Lord for his grace and prosperity.

by Carl the Rooster Gos March 6, 2024

Rusty Rooster

When you wake up with a stiff morning wood and have anal sex BEFORE you pee.

After the third alarm rang into the morning, it was clear that lazy Kathy was not going to get out of bed any time soon. An irritated Joe decided a rusty rooster might be more persuasive, plus he’d been scrolling through Facebook in bed next to her long enough.

Time for a Cock-a-doodle doo doo.

by Chandrew32 August 28, 2022

Roostering

Dousing yourself in syrup and then chicken feathers, and masturbating or when two people coat themselves in syrup and chicken feathers and have sex.

Dude, me and your mom were Roostering until we clucked last night.

by Slimy Heimy December 31, 2024

baby rooster

Another name for a chick.

Woah, that baby rooster just stole my lunch money.

by pants2000 September 17, 2013

Sexier than socks on a blind rooster

youre sexier than socks on a blind rooster, so sexy and hot

blake is sexier than socks on a blind rooster!

by bigbootybitchesbeonmydick March 3, 2023

A Rooster

A Rooster is an extremely large amount in a line of any drug done nasally.

I asked Maria for a line of cocaine. She replied, a normal one? Or do you need a rooster?

by Pyramid7 May 5, 2025

Rooster fish

Cock sucker!

Look at that faggot he is a true rooster fish!

by jobob78 April 6, 2023