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Μάριος COBRA

A person that is very special. When he was younger, he didn't have friends. He got bullied a lot. Even from persons that he thought he was friend of his. But. After some years, marios changed everything. He became an extremely hot teenager, having an excellent physic and body. Specialist in Martial arts and a highly skilled bike rider. In his free time, he is playing bowling and he is a professional at it. Football....is something that he can express his thoughts and creativity. There is no one like him in football. And never will be. He is the best kid in the world. But, you need patience to know him perfect. But, whoever does. He has the one person everyone would want to have in their lifes
And he has a really hhhhuuuugggeee dick girls. So be careful
Μάριος COBRA IS A SEX PROFESSOR
by Marios COBRA November 20, 2021
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Cobra Weave

A large diaphragm of weaved cobras that can be applied for myriad uses. Most commonly a garment, blanket or a wriggling poultice for searing lower back pain. Some cobra weaves appear in the wild when a group of cobras gets tangled up but more commonly cobra weaves are made by hand. Sadly the cobra weave industry is being systematically replaced by machines called Cobraweave Brightstar 9's. There is a growing recession in Quebec due to the implementing of these machines. It was once the epicentre of the Cobra Weave industry in the capital city Cobra Land but now many are jobless due to the new Cobraweave Brightstar 9 factories overseas. Willie Nelson attributes his fame and fortune to his cherished lucky Cobra Weave he found in the Highlands of Quebec as a boy. After finding the Cobra Weave he picked up a guitar and started singing songs about Cobras and the rest is history. The Cobra Weave is a magical tool and should not be taken for granted.
Hey Dennis are you going to work today? Sorry Mr. Neck I lost my job at the Cobra Factory cuz they be makin' these Cobra Weaves by machine now. Sorry to hear that Dennis, would you like to meet my friend Dennis?
by Klendi October 23, 2020
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Cobra

A obviously risky and flagrant act. Derived from J.I. Joe's nemesis who adorned there secret base with a very large and inconspicuous Cobra insignia.
You were Cobra on that one.
by Glassoficewaterinhell July 24, 2019
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king cobra

A synonym for a very arrogant person.
Just look at a real, adult king cobra that's about to strike and you'll understand my analogy with a king cobra as a synonym for an arrogant person. i mean, when arrogant want to be arrogant, is there anything you can do? no. just so with the real king cobra, if you meet one, you have no chance, you better run. and in the secular world, stay away from arrogant people as much as possible.
by Sexydimma January 11, 2015
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Aami Actor Cobra

This is a parody account on twitter which criticise ruling government.
Also do bhakto ki pelai
by Aam Nath Covid March 16, 2021
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cobra/jofu

Cobra is known in d0xxing/ext0rting com, he gives no faith to anyone regardless of age or disability, "he's not in his right mind" he will manipulate you into thinking you have a bond and rob you blind. if you ever come in contact with him his alias are "cobra" "jofu" "bitq" block him immediately, aslong as his close friend "cursed".
"We don't fall, only rise - cobra/jofu"
by Wefoundyou6 January 2, 2024
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Milking the cobra

When a person uses their finger or device to stick up a mans anus stimulating the prostate to release an orgasm.
Maui likes when his wife is milking the cobra
by Reaper22 December 7, 2019
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