Wake-boarded

Chatting up a hottie in the bar only to have your buddy step in, make the moves, and not make himself scarce. Eventually you wake up to the situation and realize he's trying to illegally board your target...

You were doing well with that chick last night until Jim totally wake-boarded you...

by Rack 'em and stack 'em August 25, 2008

beer board

Getting someone drunk to get information

I'm gonna have to beer board him to find out the truth about my girl.

by dixiedreg December 19, 2011

Board Samurai

a person with an high rank/post count on a message board that picks on noobs. refers to the feudal era when samurais were considered olf high rank, and shunned average citizens.

stupid Board Samurai thinks he can talk down to me just because he has a higher post count.

by v1cious June 14, 2005

bulletin board

an electronic bulletin board is a place where messages are stored and anyone may browse the messages. These are often called NEWS GROUPS.

bulletin board is like a forum

by Jean-Paul Thibault April 15, 2006

Beer Board

It's a lot like water boarding, except with beer. and generally you don't give a shit what they say, you just keep pouring

"That Jabroni is wide open, let's sneak up behind him and beer board the shit out of him. You two grab his shoulders. I'll pour."

by jibberjabberjihad December 19, 2012

Ouija Board

Sexual slang referring to the act of two men, each making their right arms numb. Then with the lights off they begin to stealthily jack each other off to a spooky and mysterious orgasm.

Jeff: Are you moving it?
Matt: I'm not moving it, are you moving it?
Jeff: Well, I'm not moving it so you... Oh god I came.
Actual conversation between Fat and Juff giving each other a Ouija board.

by BIGtrainMcKAIN December 13, 2010

ouiji board

a flat object for cutting cocaine

"hey where's my ouiji board"

by scott dornan April 13, 2003