TikTok Zombie

A person who constantly scrolls through tik tok. Instead of doing something productive they waste their time on cringe tik tok.

Normal Kid in hall: Yo watch where your going
TikTok Zombie: Oh my bad (continues to look down at tik tok while walking)

by LC bruh June 20, 2021

Sausage Zombie

A slutty older woman. One who still accepts sausage even though her skin is leathery and falling off her body.

Dude, that Ruby is SUCH a sausage zombie. I saw her with an 89-year old going into a strip club the other day.

by jorbastopal November 5, 2010

Goon Zombie

A person usually male that can only think of gooning to celebs

fuck i love olivia so much i'm goon zombie

by RockyCanoa March 2, 2023

Attention Zombie

The most pathetic type of attention whore in the history of attention whores who fakes her own death online to get attention and sympathy from others. Usually accompanied by a league of her own alt accounts and simps who spread the news of unfortunate death and then a miraculous recovery few days later and collects all the attention.

"Is SoGna alright ? Haven't seen her online and I hear things."

Pfft...she's being an attention zombie. Again.

by urbanronin September 25, 2021

zombie powder

Mangaka Kubo Tite's debut manga that ended its run in Weekly Jump with four volumes. It tells the story of a world in which one can discover the legendary Zombie Powder if the Rings of the Dead can be found. The Zombie Powder is said to have many miraculous uses.

I wish there were more volumes of Zombie Powder - I've been enjoying it so much!

by SuperShooter! January 23, 2005

zombie status

zombie status is the state of mind when you are so tired but yet you have to be awake either to work or for school.

dude1: hey do you work today?
dude2: yeah it sucks, i work tonight. im working while on zombie status.
dude1: wow that sucks. good luck with that.
dude2: i hope i dont fall asleep, i need this job.

by military dude June 6, 2010

Xany Zombie

One who is mentally slow due to excessive consumption of xanax.

"Is that guy retarded?" "No, he is just a xany zombie."

by kushman5000 March 30, 2009