Semen cookies

A semen cookie is when you offer your friend a cookie and they ask “what kind” and you reply “semen cookie” then they start yelling come get semen cookies my friends home made semen cookies.

Jim: want some cookies

Jeff: what kind
Jim: semen cookies
Jeff: everyone come get Jim’s semen cookies.

by JeffandJimsemenCookies May 1, 2020

semen snorkeling

when a person is wearing a veterinary cone over their head, to cum some much on a persons face, most likely requiring at least 9 guys cumming on one person, that they must use a snorkel.

If she hadn't been using that snorkel, in the act of semen snorkeling, she would have literally drowned in cum.

by Creative Pervert and his bro January 28, 2009

semen demon

an evil entity or entities that instigate sexual addiction in men.

I have semen demons in my nuts.

by talleres December 7, 2010

Sawdust and Semen

If you can quickly slip this phrase into a conversation, it'll keep the dumbest person present thinking for a while, then suddenly exclaim, "Wait.. WHAT?"

Elis: What took you so long?
Lucia: I had to shower!
Frank: Why not shower later?
Lucia: I was dirty!
Elis: Would you rather be covered in sawdust and semen?
Lucia: Yes! Wait... WHAT?

by The Jiggle May 24, 2006

semen cake

A mixture of fried semen and pubes floating in anal juices. Often made to look like the spanish dish flan to trick first time users into addiction.

EW! No one wants your semen cakes, they taste like shit.

by Jugo's Soldiers November 6, 2008

Semen Demon

(noun)-the same as a bukkake except that there's one guy in the middle, with all the girls racing to cum on him

Mom: Hey son, you're staying safe right?
Son: Yeah mom, you can't get preggers from a little Semen Demon!

by it'stimetofuckinglearn April 26, 2017

Semen Demon

A demon that jacks you off the very nanosecond you look at 3 pixels of porn, it seduces you and eventually gets addicted to your cock.

"Bro I found a semen demon last night"
"Holy shit I'm lovin these semen demons"

by spexo May 8, 2022