mule driver

That kid must be a mule driver. I see him driving it all day long
by DR. MULEDRIVER November 06, 2013
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mule sweatin'

When a very country low class woman gets turned on and her vagina becomes wet/moist.
Damn, that feller over there is so sexy he got my mule sweatin'.
by Skittle_Pop May 25, 2023
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Yogurt mule

A person or persons who use their anal passage to transfer illegal or contraband into jail or prison. Also they can be existing inmate that transfers items form cell block or from cell to cell. They can be an inmate or a vistor.
An inmate will hide and transfer drugs by using his anal passage to contain the drugs from being found are called a yogurt mule. Often inmates are forced to spread their ass cheeks apart and searched for such items.
by malici January 05, 2011
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Francis the talking mule

I spoke to Francis. He's been promoted to an intelligence officer. Francis the talking mule, loves apples.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019
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The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion
“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick
by BBC401 July 04, 2021
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