glass king

To possess more smoking utensils and glassware than anyone else known in the area. To be a Glass King is to have brand name smoking devices of every shape, size, color, and style.

RooR, Medicali, Zong, Vapir, Vaporbrothers, Volcano, Bongs in general.

Person 1: Check out my glassware... (shows array of pieces)
Person 2: 'ey man you really are the glass king
Person 1: yeah yeah, now choose one and lets spark it

by Blake W March 14, 2008

King Wank

After a few days/weeks or sometimes months of being unable to find yourself in a situation where you can masterbate, It will be paramount for your health and well-being to have a king wank or as some say, a King Wankathon. A king wank consists of multiple back to back wanks (sometimes hitting double figures). After you’ve completed this task you will need an armchair to sit and to rest your arms like a king would on his thrown. As a bonus while performing the act you get a ‘no one can touch me right now’ kind of feel whilst the dopamine courses through your veins.

Where’s Tom? Oh that’s right he was staying at his parents house for the last few days, he must have had a king wank when he got home, he’d be fast asleep, ‘All hail king Tom’.

by King wank July 31, 2019

salt king

Person who acts very salty

Christy is such a salt king.

by JASims November 16, 2014

the bee king

Tubbo.

Tubbo: i like da bee
i am the bee king

by Tubbling November 27, 2020

Viola King

Viola King. The only orchestra player in the world who can best Ling Ling. Plays Viola, and practiced 80 hours a day.

“Why can’t you be more like Viola King, he practices 80 hours a day”

by Viola King March 8, 2020

King's Kneel

This is a finishing sex move that is not suggested on certain people. Standing up doggystyle and when you feel yourself about to bust, knee the girl in the back of the knee so she falls to her knees, when she turns to complain, bang facial.

Damn bro, i pulled the King's Kneel last night, and she broke up with me.

by Thomas&Friends November 5, 2010

sesh king

The sesh king is a name given to the the one of the Bois who has seshed the hardest during the night. This includes getting the most fucked up on all substances possible. It's Normally Ed Alger.

For example, Ed does coke ket Mandy and smokes a doubbie in one night he therefore is the sesh king

by Juanboiii November 15, 2017