Usually a stern, tall bloke with dark hair. He wears shirts that are too tight for him, often showing of the outline of his nipples. He can be mistaken for PC Plum or Mr Bean. If you ever meet a John, watch out. Throw him a Gregg's sausage roll as it keeps him calm and tamed.
Dylan: "Oi Aidan, hiv ye heard fae big John yet?'
Aidan: "Aw naw naw. We hiv to stay clear, Gregg's is shut the day"
Aidan: "Aw naw naw. We hiv to stay clear, Gregg's is shut the day"
by maddiesmaw4207 May 28, 2018
Get the Johnmug. by JackieChan13 March 11, 2019
Get the Johnmug. 
john is someone who flirts with everyone and believes they will get with him. Really he just annoys people and they tell me he’s always annoying them all the time and it’s annoying me how many people fucken say this. Ugh people need to learn to not be a John :)
by Angel 👼🏼 August 28, 2018
Get the Johnmug.