The Hillbilly Harmonica

The stratigic placement of a musical instrument in your girls mouth, whilst plowing her from the back.

When she's screaming like a boar, gently place the Harmonica in her mouth to complete the Hillbilly Harmonica.

What did you do last night mate.

" well we had good night until I have her the Hillbilly Harmonica"

Its where you put a Harmonica in your partners mouth while she's being plugged from the back.

She's want pleases but it definitely made a fucking symphony.

by porkchopp69 November 9, 2020

Hillbilly surgery

Hillbilly surgery is when you go to several different emergency rooms, dermatologist and plastic surgeons in a span of a year and a half. Hillbilly surgery is need because you have Medicaid and are on psych drugs and everyone thinks you want pain pills. So you get a pocket knife and a ton of beer. Usually preformed in a dirty she'd or camper.

I'm feeling so much better now I got that boil off my face, I was working on a case of bud light and doin' hillbilly surgery all weekend.

by Get Pecked September 11, 2019

hillbilly air conditioner

When you shove ice cubes in your sisters ass and have her fart on you to cool you down.

It was very hot in me and my sisters apartment. To cool down I would turn on the hillbilly air conditioner.

by J2theK13 December 7, 2024

Hillbilly Washing Machine

When performing oral sex, the provider(s) insert a tide pod into their mouth(s) recieving a sudzy surprise upon completion. The participants walk away feeling relieved and clean.

The other night I gave Dale, my second cousin, a Hillbilly Washing Machine. It was refreshing.
- Bernice

by HillbillyDale7 June 6, 2018

Missouri hillbilly buzzer

If so, your partner lays on his/her stomach while the other partner lubricates the whole with cream corn and siracha. The one doing the penetration lubricates his/her penis or strap on with pickle juice. They then begin the sexual activity while oinking like pigs.

Nick: hey watch ya doin tonight Luke.

Luke: oh I thought I thought I’d give you the ole Missouri hillbilly buzzer.

Jake: can I lather?

by Olesirmissouri January 22, 2021

Hillbilly colonoscopy

When someone pisses in someone else's asshole.

The gym teacher and I performed a hillbilly colonoscopy, and now my asshole burns. At least I’m not constipated anymore.

by MPCSniperPug August 26, 2024

Hillbilly Condo

A Hillbilly Condo is a trailer park where the residents are stacked on top of each other in a building.

Usually run by a demented clown calling herself Madame President of the HOA.

The Hillbilly Condo President was fined for Homestead Fraud. She doesn’t care. Her unit is up for sale & she’s out of here…

by SeaCrone June 5, 2025