Hillbilly surgery

Hillbilly surgery is when you go to several different emergency rooms, dermatologist and plastic surgeons in a span of a year and a half. Hillbilly surgery is need because you have Medicaid and are on psych drugs and everyone thinks you want pain pills. So you get a pocket knife and a ton of beer. Usually preformed in a dirty she'd or camper.

I'm feeling so much better now I got that boil off my face, I was working on a case of bud light and doin' hillbilly surgery all weekend.

by Get Pecked September 11, 2019

Missouri hillbilly buzzer

If so, your partner lays on his/her stomach while the other partner lubricates the whole with cream corn and siracha. The one doing the penetration lubricates his/her penis or strap on with pickle juice. They then begin the sexual activity while oinking like pigs.

Nick: hey watch ya doin tonight Luke.

Luke: oh I thought I thought I’d give you the ole Missouri hillbilly buzzer.

Jake: can I lather?

by Olesirmissouri January 22, 2021

Hillbilly colonoscopy

When someone pisses in someone else's asshole.

The gym teacher and I performed a hillbilly colonoscopy, and now my asshole burns. At least I’m not constipated anymore.

by MPCSniperPug August 26, 2024

Hillbilly Washing Machine

When performing oral sex, the provider(s) insert a tide pod into their mouth(s) recieving a sudzy surprise upon completion. The participants walk away feeling relieved and clean.

The other night I gave Dale, my second cousin, a Hillbilly Washing Machine. It was refreshing.
- Bernice

by HillbillyDale7 June 6, 2018

Hillbilly Unicorn

When Matthew shoots his shot on your chin to look like a sloppy beard, then proceeds to put the tip of his erect penis on your forehead to resemble a unicorn.

Hey Matthew can you do the hillbilly unicorn to me in your backseat again?

by King rcj November 25, 2021

Hillbilly Muffin

A small turd is layd on to a baking tray, roasted for 5 minuets then fed to the partner of the person who made the turd.

this prosess can be repeated over an over again until there in no turds left.

I layed a hillbilly muffin in your dads flange

by candolol June 9, 2009

Metro Hillbilly

(n): A person who enjoys wearing plaid flannels, in colors other than army green, black, red, dark blue. Acceptable colors include, bright pink, bright blue, actually any neon color, or colors often found on a metrosexual. Also, if in question, when wearing said flannels, wearer will defend onself with "Hey its not my fault you are not into fashion."

Dude K.K. is looking like a metro hillbilly right now.

by acer10000000 January 15, 2011