National Crackhead Day

On this day January 19th is a day where you can be a crackhead and nobody can yell at you. This day you can be as goofy as you want or as crazy as you want. Do whatever you want.

Student: (dancing and singing in the halls) " Don't you wish your girlfriend is hot like me. Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?"
Teacher: "Why are you dancing and singing in the halls? You are being too loud! Detention!"
Student: "You can't do that it is NAtional Crackhead Day which means I could do anything I want without being in trouble."

by The_OG_CrAcKhEaD January 19, 2021

Crackhead

Every friendgroup has this

Random dude: Your friend is acting pretty strange...
Friend: That’s because she’s the crackhead!

by Keroppi_Ribbit<3 January 8, 2021

Crackhead

someone who does crack 24/7 also that one person you see at the gas station at 12am crackhead is also the definition of your friend bob

sentence 1- Omg I just seen a crackhead at 711 yesterday Sentence 2- I heard Bethany is a crackhead omg

by dgaf.urmom November 1, 2020

Millennial crackhead

The newest generation of crackheads who can't do anything because they have no skills and complete laziness.

Think you can have a crackhead fix this?
"Nah man, he's a millennial crackhead. He can't even mow a damn lawn without tweaking."

"Old crackheads could literally guard your house at $20 bucks a week and a case of beer. Nowadays these millennial crackheads can't do anything."

by Ttess1 September 3, 2023

crackhead porn

When the two pornstars are ugly af that they look like crackheads.

I love watching crackhead porn.

by Tacomike215 April 9, 2017

Crackhead

When someone is addicted to crack.

My grandma is addicted to crack, she is such a crackhead.

by Youthful Grandma February 14, 2020

Crackhead buddy

She has big head, but super funny. Her dog has crusty ass noes like her owners elbows

Hey look it’s a crackhead buddy in a Honda

by Erik the FUCKboy April 23, 2020