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glow in the dark love bites

Glow in the dark love bites are love bites that you notice in the dark with alittle light from your blackberry phone.
For example, a glow in the dark love bites would be when you in bed with someone who is using their blackberry, and then you see a random dark mark on the chest area, that my friends is called a glow in the dark love bite...
by plus 10 eye vision at night October 16, 2010
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The Queen's Bitch

He is Dipshit the secret 8th dwarf, he is my bitch, always has been, always will be.
Gunther you're The Queen's Bitch, always buying me shit that i want
by Somebody 666 August 25, 2016
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The Rule of Bitch Equality

The highest arching rule in any friendship that allows complete equality or level of bitchiness to be matched by the the other friend/friends with impunity (if your friend is being a bitch you can be a bitch back)
Sarah was being such a bitch today so I told her to fuck off and she started yelling at me. Like have you never heard of The Rule of Bitch Equality?!
by That bitch tree May 14, 2018
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The Great Australian Bite

*The Great Australian Bite* is a manoeuver employed when an uneducated woman or man gives you the cheese grater and then shaves off a chunk of skin and tissue after felatio possibly even causing a rift between time and space itself and decapitating the tip off the member leaving the namesake from our beloved region between Tasmania and the mainland to have been dubbed it's etymological origin. Such a manoeuver was actually employed by most English female convicts when a ship would lurch on the Tasman and she was sucking penis at the same time
In the following edict witness what the Great Australian Bite is all about and who typically would conduct such activities on a ship travelling across the waves

Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?

Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice

Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...

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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely

Ocean:

Bubble bubble bubble

Fish:

Yummo some dickhead to swallow

World:

Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with
by NunceBolger February 26, 2022
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Let the bed bugs bite

Yo what is let the bed bugs bite??

A metaphor
by CreationTail July 21, 2023
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stay in the truck type bitch

A person who doesn't confer or have conversation for anyone outside of their social media accounts
Don't invite him to the party, he's a stay in the truck type bitch
by SoulfulHouse May 3, 2017
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"Beware of the hand (that bites)" is the opposite of "Don't bite the hand that feeds you." It means to be wary of some people, especially those who can make a situation worse. Tony John coined this phrase.
Person 1: should we involve him? he might make matters worse.

Person 2: Beware of the hand (that bites).
by Tony John April 30, 2023
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