As long as you bring a Swiss Army Knife with you at all times, you'd need not fear of any man, creature, extra terrestrial being, or God himself. For as soon as you unsheathe your ultra-handy multi-tool, any stranger will instantly kneel down in respect for the man you are and beg you to spare them the shame of not owning such a holy grail of a tool. The men will deliberately force their penises to be as flaccid as humanly or inhumanly possible so your scrotum will be the largest in the next 10,000 miles, even if that means their genitalia must completely wipe itself from the nearest 80 universes. The women become so aroused they leave their significant others just to serve you and write shitty sexual Twilight Saga fanfiction using your name and image as a protagonist in hopes that you will open your eyes to them. But alas, you are so manly, so alpha, that even just the slight catch of your stare will put any unprepared woman into cardiac arrest. All the children in your field of view instantly walk away from their parents and force themselves as your child in hopes that they too will be able to be as righteous, masculine, intelligent, and awesome as you someday. The parents won't even bat an eye, because they know you will raise them to overcome this world of disappointing fast food and soy boys better than they could ever dream...
You aren't a true alpha male until you get one of these bad boys.
You aren't a true alpha male until you get one of these bad boys.
"You know, I originally bought this Swiss Army Knife to shave off my neckbeard a little, since katanas are too big for the job. I figured it would help me attract some e-Girls, but... I... I never thought- *snort* I never thought a (multi)blade like this would have so much power! I have all the women I could have ever asked for, an army of children wishing to be just like me, and men wishing they could spend just seconds with me, to just be in the presence, and have just a slight, minuscule grasp of being near to a true alpha. As soon as I showed mom this tool of mass-fortune, she instantly remarried dad, let me move back upstairs out of the basement after about 20 years, and gave me her and dad's life savings for vbucks. In fact, I'm so alpha, I was elected to be president of the U.S.A for the next 50 years by congress. Life is good." - Former neckbeard soy boy, now badass alpha male and officially announced best President of the U.S.A. to ever exist by every media outlet ever, all thanks to the power of a Swiss Army Knife.
by Sipow July 27, 2018
In battlefield, it is the phrase used when a player stabs an opponent with a knife, and steals his dogtags, rendering the soldier dead and tagless. It is the utmost humiliation that one can render upon another player. The phrase should only be used when one of the many painful knife animations are played, and the dogtags of the opponent are taken. It should not be used on knife slice kills. Oftentimes, after this phrase is used, a teabagging proceeds it.
Legend has it that the phrase was coined by BilboTBagginU on the popular "violent industries" servers.
Legend has it that the phrase was coined by BilboTBagginU on the popular "violent industries" servers.
*Knifer knifes opponent*
Knifer: WHERE ARE YOUR TAGS NOW SONNY?
Knifer: oh yea, EAT HOT KNIFE!
*Knifer proceeds to teabag opponent*
Knifer: WHERE ARE YOUR TAGS NOW SONNY?
Knifer: oh yea, EAT HOT KNIFE!
*Knifer proceeds to teabag opponent*
by teabag_prophet March 28, 2013
A ninja technique where the ninja tapes knives in front his eyes and then strikes while bellowing out the name of the attack. Also a ghost wizard spell in which the ghost can make everything its victim sees look like it's made of knives if eye contact is made. The latter method of the knife eye attack is more effective, but less awesome.
KNIFE EYE ATTACK! KNIIIIIIFE EEEEEYYYYE ATTAAAACK!!!!
by Edward Mulligan December 10, 2009
The knife game song is the song you sing when you play the knife game. The lyrics are: Oh I have all my fingers the knife gose chop chop chop if I miss the spaces in between my fingers will come off and If I my fingers the blood will soon come out it’s all the same we play this game cause that’s what’s all about oh chop chop chop chop chop I’m picking up the speed and if I hit my fingers than my hand will start to bleed
by Poato Nuggets February 14, 2019
It's an old french saying, in french society yougsters were given a knife around the age of 15, even among the poorest families.
So, even if you were broke and had nothing, you still had a dick and knife.
By derivation, used to describe anybody trying to perform an action empty-handed despite some equipement was required.
So, even if you were broke and had nothing, you still had a dick and knife.
By derivation, used to describe anybody trying to perform an action empty-handed despite some equipement was required.
_Yo pimp, how are you gonna torque this screw ?
_Dunno.
_You just came with your dick and knife right ?
_Yeah man
_Dunno.
_You just came with your dick and knife right ?
_Yeah man
by Titank February 07, 2005
An expression that is used as the object of a sentence relating to a situation that is reminiscent of the culture of the 1980's.
T1: Woah, check out that bitchen' Camaro stacked with the blower on the hood.
T2: That car makes me want to kill myself with an 80's knife.
T2: That car makes me want to kill myself with an 80's knife.
by zwibble de jah jah May 04, 2007
"Holy shit Matt, it's a fucking lobster knife fight!"
http://www.thirdeyeconcept.com/demotivationals/tec76_demotivational.jpg
http://www.thirdeyeconcept.com/demotivationals/tec76_demotivational.jpg
by Matty Riffs November 09, 2008