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Tennis

A stupid sport where people spend a lot of money and their precious time just to hit neon yellow balls with sticks
Person 1: Why would anyone play tennis? All they do is hit a ball with a stick
by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019
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turtle tennis

Where you rip off your Turtles head and throw it back and forth with a friend.
Why did she want to play turtle tennis last night, it's gross!
by Moist Minge December 10, 2016
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Tenny

A big dicked man who is amazing in bed like that one night in Moscow and is cracked at Fortnite my guy
Dang you a tenny
by You is you March 3, 2022
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Austrian table tennis

A game where two or more people fill ten gallon containers with horse seman,pig seman,feces,Don Julio, red paint, marijuana honey mustard, toe nail clippings, cough syrup, cinnamon, luarys seasoned salt, methamphetamine, bublé sparkling water, period blood, urine, sweat, glass shards, contaminated Lake water, and bacon bits.The players then dump the mixture on a ping pong table with the Austrian flag painted on it. The players must then give each other rainbow kisses, and then whoever lasts the longest wins and must kill the other players with a luger pistol and wait till their body's begin to decay,then with the assistance of an unwilling third participant, munt the losing players while all of Graduation by Kanye West plays on JBL speakers specifically ten feet away from the body.
Me Anthony and David played some Austrian table tennis last week after we jumped at the community center.
by anonymous January 28, 2025
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Tennis

A sport were the players like to play with balls in more than one way
Tennis is Pretty cheap but if your committed you will need to buy a $30.00 pride flag
by Me647482 April 21, 2021
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canadian tennis

Ehhh, we playing some some canadian tennis today ehhh.
by ToolHandle December 4, 2017
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The Tennis Man

The tennis man is a guy that has no duck but is replaced with a tennis racket, he roams the Oneida high school tennis courts at 12:00 pm, we will most likely try to take your anal virginity(he mostly fails)
“Bro I had a run in with The Tennis Man, he almost got me”
“Hey that happened to me last Tuesday
by The_Imaginner May 21, 2022
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