Tennis

A stupid sport where people spend a lot of money and their precious time just to hit neon yellow balls with sticks

Person 1: Why would anyone play tennis? All they do is hit a ball with a stick

by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

Tennis Snob

A middle-aged recreational tennis player that believes that they are too good to play with a middle-aged recreational tennis players that are not as talented as they believe they are.

Stanley thinks he's too good to play with me. What a tennis snob!

by QueenofUnderground May 31, 2018

Tennis elbow

Is a condition caused by not going to a hockey game with your brother.

Damn man, if only there was a hockey game I could go to tonight, my tennis elbow is killing me

by The man z94 February 25, 2023

Tennis

A party game in which players take turns hitting a dab pen until one forfeits.

Hey bro, how about a a game of tennis and some Muscato later?

by One_More_Yam April 16, 2021

Tennie

A short and not so intelligent person.

Mario = "Wow, look at Tennie she is kind of short."

Karry = "I heard she had bad grades"

by powerleo4809boom July 5, 2022

Pooper tennis

when you fuck a bitch in the ass while you are playing tennis

"Yo, I just got home from playing pooper tennis with my wife"

"How was it?"

"Pretty good, until my dick got hit with a tennis ball"

by Bruh-nigga November 22, 2019

Tennis

To refer to a song on an album that is bad and doesn't fit the overall theme of the album. Most commonly used in reference to slower ballad type songs on an album. Originated from "Tennis (0:0)" on Itzy's "GUESS WHO" EP.

Silver: "Hey, What is your least favorite song on Wonder Girls' Reboot album?"

Bri: "Remember, it is such a tennis."

Silver: "Yeah, I agree glad were on the same page amazing cool awesome friend"

by skeeterboi_seeyalaterboi May 25, 2021