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Tennessee Turkey Baster

The act of aborting a baby with a turkey baster. It's the cheapest method of extracting an unwanted fetus and was named after the state that founded this act.(Commonly known as T.T.B.)
Debra:"Skeeter used saran wrap again instead of a condom last night... I think I might be pregnant!"

Alice: "Well, i have an old turkey baster, so we can suck that bastard right out!"

Debra: "You know i always gopher(go for) that ol' Tennessee Turkey Baster, I hated myself as a kid, so how could i raise one??"
by Lysergic4Lyfe April 18, 2014
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Tennessee Skype Toot

The act of one answering a skype call and releasing a loud and thunderous fart into the mic, then hangs up the call. This results in over the web pink eye.
I just have gotten pink eye from the Tennessee Skype Toot!
by Carl Weiner March 29, 2017
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Tennessee Jelly Jiggeler

The act of a male taking blue or orange jelly or jello then masturbating often resulting in sticky hands and or sticky penises and balls

Not to be confused with jello tubber
Mah bitch Alice wasn't close so I had to do the Tennessee Jelly Jiggeler and my balls and penis are sticky now
by dat stupid nigga February 5, 2014
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Tennessee Pizza Roll

The act of shating on raw pizza dough and forming it into the shape of pizza rolls, and feeding it to your "loved" one. Of course after cooking it properly.
"Damn Jackie, those were some good Tennessee pizza rolls!!"
by Juan dick balls September 21, 2019
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tennessee two block

A southern thick chick with a big ass and thighs. Presumably as wide as 2 cinder blocks.
“Boy that girl is thicker than a snicker!”
“Yeah she’s a Tennessee Two Block for sure!”
by The original Chunky Trunks April 22, 2021
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Tennessee Teeter Totter

when a male stands on a teeter totter and the female jumps on the other side and the male ejaculates in the air hoping to hit the female
bill snapped his neck attempting the Tennessee Teeter Totter yesterday on Erica.
by Dmizzle January 10, 2009
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tennessee technological university

A university containing very poor idiots or wealthy retarted people.
Tennessee Technological University is full of douches.
by Brent Last November 19, 2004
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