Major Tech

A person who can work any piece of technology perfectly. Not a nerd because has friends.

Robbie Jones your a major Tech

by Max October 16, 2003

The Tech Guy

Almost as mysterious as his owner, the tech guy is a cyber mastermind who uses his skills exclusively to assist The Shit in populating Colchester and lower parts of Ipswich with potent drugs and research chemicals.

Drug Noob: Where do you get all this fire shit nigga?
The Shit: The Tech Guy hooks me up.

by buffapacheprime August 16, 2023

Tech Supporch

Computer and/or network technical support provided to friends and/or family during social gatherings when one is hanging out on the porch drinking a beer and socializing.

Dude, all I wanted was to enjoy my beer but as soon as Esteban found out I work for <tech company> he cornered me for some off-the-clock tech supporch. WTF.

by Potzer August 7, 2022

V-tech

From the Virginia Tech Massacre;

To behave violently in such a manner to where you lose your composure and kill people.

Me Hey Shady, what are you going to do if you find the people that Narc'd on you?

Shady I'm going to go V-tech on their asses.

by Charlie384 May 14, 2007

brooklyn tech

a skool whea the street smart n academically gifted ppl go, usually compared to stuy, and iz better then stuy in many ways including the fact that some of us have lifes

I go to brooklyn tech

by DA QUeen OV QUEENS November 12, 2006

Taco Tech

Same as Nigger Rig but performed by someone of Hispanic or Mexican heritage.

To fix something in a very cheap way, using whatever materials are handy.

"Who did this half ass work?"

"Juan Taco Tech'd it."

by CC Mando January 4, 2012

Tech moe

noun A person (male or female) who has significant technical expertise, specifically with computers, but tends to avoid the stereotypical "computer geek" norm. They are socially skilled, confident and cool as well as I.T. savvy.

She is such a tech moe! Guys want to be with her, girls want to be her and I want to program like her.

by kg73 April 7, 2010