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Cunt Tax

Added on to the original sale price of a product (unknown to the customer) because he/she is a Cunt
To workmate:
I charged that piece of shit Tim $15.00 Cunt Tax 'cos he shat his pants in the shop
by Sess in the snow December 9, 2008
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Property tax

The amount of money it takes to keep your woman or girlfriend happy based on a weekly or monthly basis.
"Man, your girl is totally draining your wallet.",
"For sure. She has a higher property tax than my last girl."
by Koden October 14, 2013
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Ghetto Tax

The price you pay for living in the ghetto, e.g. gettin your motherfucking windshield smashed by a thrown old spice bottle as you're driving the car, gettin your bike stolen in broad daylight, etc.
Our rent is cheap till you figure in the ghetto tax.
by Swans August 14, 2008
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share tax

The contribution a member of a party must offer in order to get a share of food, drink or to participate in an activity. This is a popular way for expenses to be evened out, especially during parties when purchasing food or alchohol for a large group can be too costly for one person.

Related: share tax contributor - one who pays share tax
EXAMPLE 1
Jane: Gotta go on a beer run. Everyone gimmee your share tax!
Joe: Here's $5.
Mary: I'll give you $7 more.
Jim: I got another $10
Jane: Cool. Your cash and my $10 should get us a few sixers.
Joe: No way Jane, you don't have to give that much, you're the runner. Here's another $5
Mary: Yeah, he's right. I'll give you $3 more.

EXAMPLE 2
Joe: The group rate for the concert is cheaper. It's $10 a head instead of $17, but we need at least 3 more people that want insies.
Mary: Here's my $10
Jim: Here's a $20, I'll pay Jane's share tax since she's unemployed.
Jane: Thanks, Jim! Next time, it'll be my treat.
by scifivxn January 18, 2006
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tax whore

Commonly a government or tax payer that has access to tax money. Also commonly female and wastes the money on personal interests.
"Man, did you hear about that new governor buying a real estate mansions in Hawaii"

"Yeah, she's such a tax whore!"
by realitiesfatass March 31, 2010
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Lol-Tax

A tax that should be placed on the over-use of the phrase LOL in text messages and social networking sites.
"I've just seen someone on facebook with their status saying 'I've just eaten a sandwich...LOL!'"

"Dude they should be LOL-Taxed!"
by Theorysneaker January 16, 2009
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Tax Rape

(1) Where the government (without your consent) Forcefully takes out your money leaving you very little

(2) Secretly added Fees,Charges,Taxes etc. That companies will force upon you all willy-nilly With little or no consent from the customer
Bernie Sanders once the tax rape The rich and to paying 90%
by EmJayee September 23, 2019
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