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Cream of Mushroom Tattoo

The act of ejaculating while giving someone a Mushroom Tattoo, hence the Cream of Mushroom Tattoo. Also known as cream of mushroom stamp.
Man getting oral sex from Woman.

Man: hey, i'm about to cum!

*grabs Woman's head and works it faster, dick comes out of mouth. Man cums as dick comes down on Woman's forehead*

Woman: ouch! gross!! you just gave me a Cream of Mushroom Tattoo!!
by kitten_2011 May 18, 2011
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Kiss Tattoo

I made my girlfriend, Bryan, get a kiss tattoo to prove that he is my bitch.
by My Bitch Bryan July 24, 2015
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tattors

the most beatiful part of a women besides the vaginaa "breasts"
kyla : dayummmmmmmmm girlll

brii: wat??

kyla : YOU GOT SUM BIG ASS TATTORS!!!!
by milky milky coca puff December 3, 2007
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Hand Tattoo

A tattoo commonly found by those who are not concerned with the need for permanent employment such as wastoids. Often shoddy in appearance as they are done illegally these tattoos are common among the lower class and post punk MTV "rebels" AKA the ironically unemployed and the more skanky sorority girls AKA the town bike.
The unemployment line is full of single parents with hand tattoos.

Wow that is a nasty hand tattoo - well at least you know she puts out.

Typical conversation with person with a hand tattoo:
Maybe you can get a job at Urban Outfitters.
Nah that would require getting up and everything.
by yourmomisaskank July 16, 2011
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Blow Fish Tattoo

If you see a man with a blow fish tattoo anywhere above his waist it means he likes to place male genitalia in his mouth. A common place for the blow fish is on the arm. This idea originated in Japan.
Person 1: "Did you see Justin's new tattoo?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "It he got a blow fish tattoo on his arm! He didn't know that means he's gay!"
Person 2: "hahaha! What a douche bag!"
by Ecanori February 3, 2010
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hello kitty tattoo

An Asshole, as inbetween your anus cheeks.
I work in the mall, and one time a girl wanted hello kitty accessories, so I shit in a bag for her.

She also wanted hello kitty fragrance, so I farted on her.
by Jared n' Chris December 11, 2004
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Tattoo Remorse

Looking back on a tattoo you got when you were smaller, or thought would be cool, then you realize the tattoo is stupid and wish you had never gotten it in the first place.
im really remorse at my tattoo

Im really tattoo remorsed at my tattoo
by 454564dr5 October 3, 2009
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