It's a term for masturbating (or busting a nut) before meeting a girl or going on a date. Now.. how is it useful? Well it helps you to think with your brain and not with your dick.
My friend: Bro.... I made a mistake. I accidentally did the deeds with Lily...
Me: God damn Lily???? Bro you really should have tactical masturbation
Me: God damn Lily???? Bro you really should have tactical masturbation
by Harsit2006 December 29, 2023
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Person 1: Hey watch this, I bet I could run through this entire open area (in siege) and make it over there before I get shot. (Proceeds to get shot and die)
Person 2: (There is no person 2, no one will play with you. But someone did actually want to play with you they would call that tactical retardery)
Person 2: (There is no person 2, no one will play with you. But someone did actually want to play with you they would call that tactical retardery)
by musket 193 January 27, 2024
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That man has experienced and overcome multiple battle situations and unthinkable horrors, bestowing him the honor reaching 100% Tacticality as warrior.
by DorfJensen November 13, 2023
Get the Tacticality mug.When someone has a tactical gun, it has a bunch of gadgets and gizmos that make it more effective in battle. Military nuts take this too far and now we have tactical toilet paper. It has a laser light attachment to ensure the most accurate wipe of your life.
This isn't to be confused with the actual definition of tactical. When someone says "tactical pistol" it just has a bunch of fancy James bond robo cop stuff on it.
This isn't to be confused with the actual definition of tactical. When someone says "tactical pistol" it just has a bunch of fancy James bond robo cop stuff on it.
by JustAwesome3601 July 12, 2024
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by SpeedMcWeed April 20, 2024
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Is taken when one has a urge but not urgent one to shit, but due to work, commitments or anything that comes in the future minutes to hours to interfere with this sacred time: one then go’s to do a tactical shit.
Is taken when one has a urge but not urgent one to shit, but due to work, commitments or anything that comes in the future minutes to hours to interfere with this sacred time: one then go’s to do a tactical shit.
Kenny “fuckk I kinda gotta shit but it’s not cooked and ready..”
Sussie “..we are paramedics Kenny, do a tactical poo now, in case we have a job come up..”
Sussie “..we are paramedics Kenny, do a tactical poo now, in case we have a job come up..”
by GuNs LoVa May 19, 2024
Get the Tactical poo mug.A spin-off of glazing, but by which the glazer has purposeful intent behind their meatriding. Used as a means to an end, or in this case a glaze quid pro quo, if you will.
Me: "Hey boss, did you get your hair cut, you're looking sharp today!"
Friend: "How's it taste? You're doing tricks on it."
Me: "Tactical glaze. My review is next week."
Friend: "How's it taste? You're doing tricks on it."
Me: "Tactical glaze. My review is next week."
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