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Taco Bell

A place that hires you just to unhire before you even started
Taco bell is soooooooooooooooooooooo rude.
by girl who got fired at tacobell October 15, 2019
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Taco Bell Wishing Well

When you are penetrating anally with either your penis or your fingers, and you pull out and theres feces on you. Typically a noun, it can be used as an insult.
“She hasn’t cleaned there every time I have sex with her! I might as well call her the Taco Bell Wishing Well.”
by Aros22 April 15, 2022
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dipper goes to taco bell

the worst thing ever written by mankind
One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind the mind that wrote dipper goes to taco bell
by two_trucks9009 June 2, 2025
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Taco Bell End

A Taco Bell End is a gimpy teenager (normally named TJ) who loiters with his gimpy friends in a Taco Bell for warmth whilst causing trouble and speaking in double negatives.
by Kadders February 25, 2023
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Taco Bell Vegan

A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.
Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan
by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018
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Taco Bell Crush

A relationship that lasts as long as it takes for a Taco Bell meal to pass through your intestines.
I just had a Taco Bell crush on Sean. Today I’m in the mood for Freddy’s.
by Vic Pedersen December 17, 2023
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Taco Bell wine

When life could not feel any more weird, Jalapeño Noir is the name of the new Taco Bell wine, available only in Canada.
by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2020
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