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tube touch

The most intimate thing that two mentally ill people can do. The process is similar to that in Avatar (2009), but with feeding tubes
Dude, let's tube touch.
by theyoungchuck July 17, 2019
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a tube going

When you love someone so much, or are so obsessed with them, that you want to connect a tube from both of your genitals, with which to become pregnant.
Jordan and Annabelle have a tube going.

If you love him so much, why don’t you just get a tube going?
by broccoli_raccoon June 6, 2021
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Poo-Tube

The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time to browse the Internet on one’s Smartphone.
“I’m going to poo-tube for a bit to cleanse my bowels and mind.”

“I really need the bathroom, but I think someone is poo-tubing in there..”
by C$tone June 10, 2018
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Doss Tube

An absolute stupid and moronic person.

For example when someone forgets to reload his rifle in the middle of a firefight.

Said by Fergus Reid in Wolfenstein: The New Order
Fergus: “Wyatt! You’re empty, you doss tube! Reload for fucks’s sake!”
by GladDyos November 1, 2022
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tube sausage

by Macdadeo October 6, 2017
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tube noose

A shit that is so large that it gets wedged at the point of discharge, causing a strangling-type of effect on the host - where they struggle and lose breath for a while.
We found Duncan on the floor of his toilet on Sunday morning. He was unconscious with a tube noose hanging out of his arse. Kenny kicked it out and he started breathing again.
by Zonal K October 27, 2019
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Normie tube

“I watched one drama video and now my recommendations are a never ending stream of normie tube.”
by Inqu’aanate October 5, 2019
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