load on the road

When you jack off in a car, motocycle or any vehicle :-)

Person number 1: You've heard my story about me getting caught flogging my dolphin???
P2: No?
P1: Well, I barricated myself right in the back off the car and started beating it.
P2: And?
P1: My mom turned around and took her jacket... And uncovered my meat.
P2: Haha! Goooooood 'ole load on the road!

by Killer9080 December 29, 2013

Back road

In the Caribbean where prostitutes hang out to get pick up by someone

Man 1: yow mi guh round a back road last night and pick up thickass

Man 2: say word

by Pmoys@yesman1276 February 18, 2020

lonesome road

A badass dlc for Fallout New Vegas,telling more about the mysterious protagonist The Courier

Jim: "Kyle WYD"
Kyle:"Just killing tunnelers"
Jim:"Wut"
Kyle:"Just got the badass DLC for New Vegas lonesome road its pretty dope"
Jim:"Oooooooh ok , soooooooo WYD"

by BadtotheRiot43 February 10, 2017

Rocky road

When the bois dip their nuts in a jar of Nutella.

Did ya hear the bois had a massive rocky road going on at the party Friday night

by Dirty Brendan August 22, 2019

road sarcasm

The less intense and more condescending version of the well-known road rage.

Driver: "I think that maybe, you should tailgate me a little bit closer. You are totally my goddamn favorite person right now."
Passenger: "Wow Karen, road sarcasm much?"

by gurgle69420666 October 1, 2013

cross roading

Imbibing in both alcohol and weed at the same time.

I went cross roading last night at the show.

by NicByTheBay November 13, 2017

road candy

The many varieties of candy that can be bought in bite-size or small quantities for small amounts, such as 25 or 50 cents, from highway gas stations. Candy varieties include, but are not limited to: Boston Baked Beans, Lemonheads, Chick-a-Sticks, Peanut Chews and Mike and Ike.

"Hey, Mike, let's stop at this 7-11 located directly off of 1-95 Exit 76 and get us some road candy."

by bcstar80 March 16, 2008