A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Brother and his sister ,mom and son,dad and daughter are reproducing to keep the generations of pure bloodlines intact. Alabama wedding
by Dr Rob205 February 19, 2017
A wedding where a woman is forced into marriage with a guy she dislikes due to a threat against her life or someone else’s
by The SuperSanversShipper November 05, 2017
(a) Slang for seamen. (b) In Kaleden, British Columbia., regular yogurt stored in a refrigerator to be consumed with brunch the day after the wedding.
by youleekmadeek November 14, 2013
A wedding held in a foreign location by 2 selfish douchebags who expect their friends to either pay the travel costs and everything else included in being a guest/participant, or miss the wedding.
Kylie and Josh are having a douchetenation wedding in Greece, but I actually have to pay rent/car payment/eat, so I can’t make it...their Insta feeds will look good though🙄
by Princess Kiki June 29, 2018
(n) the 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.
by DearUniverse March 21, 2016
When you die the night before your buddies wedding from alcohol poisoning, but are magically resurrected from THE GRAVE the next day and successfully perform all your duties.
Holy crap, that dude wearing those sunglasses carrying that jug of water and a bag of tacos drank a bottle of scotch last night, and yet he’s still made it to the wedding, and is now (for some crazy reason) in charge of parking cars. That dude is a wedding jiesus.
by BaconRainey October 19, 2021