midnight mortician

Midnight mortician is trilogy written by the author of "dear lilac" and "smush!" , Valerie Vancouver. Midnight mortician revolves around an immortal fae named aeliana and an immortal vampire named Magnus.

Have you read midnight mortician by Valerie Vancouver?

No, I haven't

Well you should!

by Valerie Vancouver May 06, 2023

midnight trigger

A sexy lesbian stripper who makes every girl fall in love with her and want to bang her.

Hey, did you see Midnight trigger. Oh, all I want to do is tap that!

by Lesbolover April 14, 2015

midnight session

when you and your man talk until midnight

l: "🕛 midnight session"
d: "🕛🕛🕛"

by tu_luna July 20, 2018

midnight entrepreneur

The douchebags that steal cats and wheels off cars at night.

Careful leaving your truck out on the road, the midnight entrepreneurs will get to it eventually

by hueyz July 02, 2022

saturday at midnight

a phrase used by a person who is going to commit suicide in the near future.

henry letham said he’d do it Saturday. Saturday at midnight

by henry letham May 29, 2023

midnight boner

Being tired and as a consequence horny and attracted to someone only because its late and your tired.

sam: dude i totally have a midnight boner for sara
vince: dude what she is not your type and you got a girlfriend anyway
sam: i think im just tired man, but she looks smokin

by NMFTB January 22, 2014

midnight rapper

A club DJ, or MC. Usually mixing Hip-Hop, R&B, etc., and various self-produced instrumentals.

"Who's your favorite midnight rapper?"

"Hmm, probably Kaytranada"

by Mr.Link June 10, 2016