lego

small bricks that can make a child or even adult addicted

mom: hey son its time for dinn-
kid: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM BUILDING A FUCKING LEGO HOUSE

by Xeries July 20, 2024

LEGO

A key to unlocking infinite imagination. Seriously, you can create ANYTHING with these tiny plastic bricks. From houses, to cars, and EVEN F*CKING CITIES! LEGO bricks can also be used as lethal weapons, which will immediately kill your foes when they step on them.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, take a look! I built a supercar out of these LEGO bricks!"
Guy 2: "Whaaaa? Oh, sorry, I was busy building a gigantic LEGO city!"
(Guy 1 steps on a brick, then falls to the ground)
Guy 2: "Haha! You just discovered one of my booby traps hidden in it!"

by JanTheAnimatorOfficial July 22, 2023

Lego

Lego is the littlest of them all(Like a fucking anchor). He is kind and shy but he is Veslač after all. If u step in him u will regret.

Hey who is the kid over there.
Oh, that is not kid, that is Lego, and he is older than you

by Boujanče123 November 21, 2021

Lego

It's a fcuking toy made for bich ass 9 year olds

Person 1:I'ma go play with my Legos. Person 2: Ok other 9 year old

by Im_bored_kys December 20, 2023

Lego Piece 26047

When the doodle jump O//////O

This is Lego Piece 26047

by Sooodoughnim March 24, 2021

LEGO Set 420

Police are after your weed lol

I just saw a LEGO Set 420 pull up at my school.

by S.H. MonsterArts King Kong June 23, 2021

Lego

A child’s toy made up of interlocking plastic blocks. (Also the sworn Enamy of feet)
Usess

1.for fun

2.as a proventative of intrusion

3.the most deadly weapon against feet to ever be created

Side note: how to diagnose LIFS (Lego imbedded in foot syndrome) if you feel a pain beyond human understanding Eg your foot being torn apart by hungry rabbits. It is probably LIFS. Btw there is no cure!!!

Doctor: how mutch dose it hurt from a scale of one to “ohh no I stepped on Lego”

Patient:ummm ohh no I stepped on Lego.
Doctor :we must operate immediately.
Next situation

Kid : dad can I get out the Lego

Dad:sure just don’t drop any Lego

Five minutes later you living room is a mine filled.

by Caleb26 January 21, 2018