Strawberry Teabag

Another name for a tampon that has been used

Kyle: Hey Dan, is your sister on her period?
Dan: How the hell did you know?
Kyle: Because there's a strawberry teabag in the trash

by Metallicajunkie October 04, 2018

Teabag pocketwatch

When you teabag a person in the sun and hold your dick up like a sundial.

Hit this person with a teabag pocketwatch and it was 3:30 with a chance of sweaty eyelids

by Tampon snapback June 28, 2019

Webcam Teabag

A variation on the Teabag. With this you swing your balls at the webcam for the benefit of the other people in the video chat. The webcam teabag is often done to shock and prank. For example, opening a video chat to discuss the next days economics assignment, but then the other person just sees all balls.

"I thought Steve was starting a video chat so I could see his new Futurama poster, but he ended up just webcam teabagging me."

by P. Chu July 28, 2009

Teabag hangup

When a man presents his scrotum and uses it to hangup on his iPhone. The unsuspecting victim is none the wiser...unless using FaceTime.

That whorebag of a neighbour called me up last night to tell me to quiet down so I gave her the ole teabag hangup and kept partying.

scrotum
hangup
teabag

by Dirk Diggy July 09, 2011

Vampire Teabag

A male or female Twilight fanatic performing cunnilingus upon a female that is menstrating, pulling out the female's used tampon with their teeth, squeezing the blood out by biting the tampon with their canine teeth, and drinking the nectar that is extracted. This lessens vampire-related attacks, and sustains the viable fuel vampires rely upon.

I sucked a Vampire Teabag last night, my blood lust should be satiated for about a week.

by Naguine November 18, 2010

Sloppy Teabags

A thriving Shropshire game played around a table when drinking tea. Having made cups of tea, each person must try to throw their teabag in someone else's mug. The winner is the person who makes the most mess. You are disqualified if you try to prevent a teabag from being thrown into your mug.

Alex: "Where shall I put the teabags?"
Owen: "Erm, don't know. Let's just play sloppy teabags"
*2 minutes later*
Owen's mom: "Boys! Clean up this mess!"

by awarren8 April 06, 2008

DECAF TEABAG

When you reach back and pinch someones nose shut while giving them a tea.bag

I felt so nice that I gave her a decaf teabag.

by dagodav July 20, 2006