Tamara is a wonderful person. She has the greatest smile you will ever see. She has so much bravery. She will make the bad times feel like the best times of your life. If you ever have a Tamara you are the luckiest in the world.
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Get the Tamara mug.A female named Tammy that is the best lay you've ever had. Top shelf pussy, someone you can take home to the folks and call her your little porn star. Best you will ever have nothing even comes close. If someone does come close she beats her down with her large perfect breast's and rams her john holmes stap-on in there ass until they bow down.
by Tam's bitch/manwhore/cabanaboy January 9, 2011
Get the Dirty Tammy mug.n: A role taken on by the man in a 'just friends' male/female relationship. An emotional tampon is a man who will always be there to provide a woman with the proverbial 'shoulder to cry on' or some other outlet for her to otherwise vent her emotional frustration, problems, and mental unbalance. Ultimately, he becomes the only person for whom this behavior is reserved as nobody else will tolerate it but him.
This Herculean effort is too often never rewarded in any substantial or tangible way (at least not in a way that the man would typically hope for, which is a good skronking session, or at least a BJ), and is typically the only contact between the two parties.
This Herculean effort is too often never rewarded in any substantial or tangible way (at least not in a way that the man would typically hope for, which is a good skronking session, or at least a BJ), and is typically the only contact between the two parties.
The late comic Sam Kinison (1953-1992) coined the phrase "Emotional Tampon" in his first HBO comedy special "Sam Kinison: Breaking the Rules" in 1987, with this line:
"So you just want to be friends, huh? Yeah, I think I know what that means. I become some kind of 'emotional tampon' you need three or four days out of the month... when no one else will take your f__king bullsh__..."
"So you just want to be friends, huh? Yeah, I think I know what that means. I become some kind of 'emotional tampon' you need three or four days out of the month... when no one else will take your f__king bullsh__..."
by Gregory Pius February 18, 2004
Get the Emotional Tampon mug.A virtual pet simulator of an alien lifeform that crash landed on earth in eggs. They genetically mutate into different creatures depending on how well, you fed it, happy you kept it and how clean you kept it. Along with disciplining and praising when it does things wrong then right. After awhile they get to old and die, you then start off with a new pet.
Often fun for a few days, but then gets rather old.
Often fun for a few days, but then gets rather old.
I as much care as I could of my Tamagotchi and it turned into a Dog.
I took care of it by only the bare necessities and it turned into an Octopus.
I never really paid attention to mine and it turned into some kind of bird.
I took care of it by only the bare necessities and it turned into an Octopus.
I never really paid attention to mine and it turned into some kind of bird.
by Dioking October 10, 2005
Get the Tamagotchi mug.When perusing the Tampa Gentleman's Club you may walk into a club that has some of the nastiest, dirty, skanky chicken heads you'll ever see. Your penis will slowly retract into your pelvis, similar to a turtle retracting into it's shell.
Joe: Dude, when I was in Tampa visiting my grandma I went to a nearby strip club. It was so sloppy I ended up with a Tampa Turtle. I should have gone to the Penthouse Club!
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Get the Tampa Turtle mug.1) When someone announces that they need to leave to go and change their tampon.
2) Common attention-grabbing excuse.
2) Common attention-grabbing excuse.
Kira: Okay guys, I have to leave now to go and change my tampon!
Everybody Else: Wtf?...Tampon Call!
Everybody Else: Wtf?...Tampon Call!
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