uncle-ish stress-whiff

The bitter smell of uncles' stress, often wafting around at family barbecues or functions.

"Don't open wordpad on the computer, it might catch a virus," said Fig's stressed unc.
"I think you may be emitting some uncle-ish stress-whiff, as my nostils are now dysfunctional, presumably as a result," replied Fig.

by facadie September 29, 2007

Stress Coma

When you are so stressed out that you simply choose to stop everything you're doing and stare at your work.

Dude, I went into a total stress coma during finals last semester

by MatchMaker April 24, 2013

shress

shirt dress

damn, jaymie, kristen and jenny look great in their shresses.

by jenny, kristen, jaymie February 15, 2009

Stress

something straight edge emo kids always complain about.

Emo1: my life sucks i have so much stress
Normal person: man, shut the fuck up and just take a hit of this.
Emo1: i dont kno man *hits bong*... you kno what i feel pretty motha fucking good.

by Changing1EmoAtATime November 5, 2009

sereseroz

a tribe of cock sucking gypsys

christion: damn i sure love penis.

Patrick: oh, you must be a sereseroz

by AHHHHHHH AHHHHHH June 9, 2011

Stress

The confusion created when ones mind overrides the bodys basic desire to choke the living s**t out of some a**hole who desperately needs it

This person is stressed out because his younger brother was killing him in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

by Bastards from Hell November 1, 2011

Tea-stress

The one hapless friend (mostly male for extra degradation)who always ends up with the tea making duties because they can't build up enough self confidence not to be everyone's bitch.

Simon - "Kris, make the tea!"
Kris - "Do I have to? I made the last seven!"

Daniel - "YES you fucking do - your the tea-stress!! And when you've done that, wash these cups"

by Daniel B7 January 12, 2009