scattling

The act of applying one's fecal matter (scat) onto objects which are not designed for this purpose. Typically scattling refers to applying scat to another person, with or without their knowledge, and often in a discreet or secretive approach. Humans, cats, gravel roads and fruit are common targets for scattling.

J: "Man, that guy at the DMV was such an asshole, now I have to fill out all this paperwork"
R: "Well, just get even with a little scattling"
J: "What?"
R: "You know, just put a little fecal matter on the forms before you turn them back in. He won't even notice until his hands smell"

by jewelsjewels March 19, 2009

Scattarang

To eject fecal matter with such speed and ferocity that it rebounds on whatever surface you are aiming at and hits you in the behind, quite like a boomerang.

I just had the worst scattarang ever. It bounced right off of Phil and I got bruises all over my frikken balls.

Dude, don't eat at that shitty place, you'll scattarang for sure.

by pogopedagog April 7, 2009

Scattoo

(n): a combination of the words “Scary,” “Scar,” and “Tattoo.”, Luckily the word “Scat” also emerged from this hybrid, which is another word for Fecal Matter. (”Shit”. . . for the vulgar lay-person!)

That tattoo is so bad that its not even a tattoo... its a SCATTOO

by jinji October 13, 2009

scatter spray

explosive diarrhea, to paint your shorts with a runny shit spray

Man that nasty bitch scatter sprayed my face last night when i was going down on the back door.

by Rocco Cocko III May 8, 2010

Seattle Showdown

A variation of the Seattle Slapjack. Two masturbate facing each other. Upon ejaculation rub the semen into your palm and slap the other person across the face. The first person to slap the other wins.

Guy 1: Hey you trying to get in a Seattle Showdown?
Guy 2: Not right now my girlfriend is coming over.
Guy 1: Dude you're not doing anything else.
Guy 2: Fuck it. Your place or mine.

by suckittrebeck4 August 23, 2012

scatter technique

A technique used by a man to pick up women to try and get laid, where the man asks woman after woman if she wants to go home with him until one of them says yes. He will usually get slapped a lot but it eventually works.

Example A:
Guy 1: I don't stand a chance at getting laid. These ladies here are too uptight.
Guy 2: Just try the scatter technique. You're guaranteed to succeed eventually.

Example B:
Guy 1: I tried the scatter technique and it worked on the eleventh woman. I got slapped by the first ten.
Guy 2: Was it worth it?
Guy 1: You betcha. It's always guaranteed to work.

by deepspace10 December 14, 2012

Scatterboarding

V: (ˈskæt ər ˈbɔːdɪŋ) An act of foolish behavior, aimed at impressing members of the opposite sex.

Billy Bob was scatterboarding at Rachel, unfortunately his 4-wheeler became stuck in the river.

by Zaika Nekochan August 26, 2013