system requirements

A listing of several stats that a computer must meet, usually found on the boxes of hardware or software, so the customer may determine whether the product will function correctly. Usually consists of at least CPU speed, amount of RAM, version of operating system, and on games, video card type.

Adobe Reader 6.0.1 system requirements
* Intel® Pentium® processor
* Microsoft® Windows 98 Second Edition, Windows Millennium Edition, Windows NT® 4.0 with Service Pack 6, Windows 2000 with Service Pack 2, Windows XP Professional or Home Edition, Windows XP Tablet PC Edition
* 32MB of RAM (64MB recommended)
* 60MB of available hard-disk space
* Internet Explorer 5.01, 5.5, 6.0, or 6.1

by MycroftB February 1, 2004

hydrology system

deep conditioning of jizz in your hair deprived from your male partner when making a home porn video!

"Cindey loves my hydrology system!" says her paper boy tommy

by vikky August 6, 2003

system of a down

A typical teen-alternative band which gives a false sense of rebellion and has lyrics like an M rated Dr Seuss book

"psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy" ad infinitum

A typical example of a system of a down song

by Alfred Hitchedoncock March 17, 2010

system of a down

A metal band sometimes refered to as SOAD. The band is from are california not Armenia, however the members of the band are of Armenian ancestry. They take a stereotypical stance on the left like all the other bands that have political lyrics.

If you listen to music or watch movies to learn about politics kill yourself right now.

by alec814 June 13, 2005

B system

A level of "b's" standing for the word bitch to describe the level of how much you hate someone. The levels go from B.1-B.9. If someone is ultimately gay they are called a "C" which stands for cunt because its the most offensive word in the english language I hear.

Michsa from Wal-Mart is a B.7.

Maggie's B level was elevated to B.4 when she wouldn't suck my rag.

You're acting like a C today.

by Sean Mannateeing June 22, 2005

The Proposition System

The Proposition System is a very tactful system that allows one to identify a woman whom he finds attractive and to discreetly show it to his friends. Though the Proposition System can apply to a woman that is just generally beautiful, more often than not in real-world implementation it is used to identify a woman with an attractive posterior.

The Proposition System has a clearly defined syntax which must be adhered to in order to be used effectively.

Proper usage of the Proposition System:

In keeping with the fact that the Proposition System is mainly used to identify attractive posteriors, the syntax goes "Proposition {color of pants/skirt/shorts/etc of the woman in question}?"
If the woman is wearing jeans around other women whom are also wearing jeans, one may differentiate by saying the color of the woman's shirt followed by the word 'top'.
The surrounding males must then either approve or disapprove of the propositioner's findings with an 'affirmative' or 'negative'

Example:
Mike:"Jesus christ! Proposition grey at 7 o' clock."
Jon:"Affirmative, my friend. Good eye."

by Skeeter McDougal September 29, 2005

system QB

A QB whom plays only in a certain offense in the game of football, only because that is the only possible way he can look good, since it eliminates his weaknesses, even though if he were placed on other offenses he would be greatly exposed

Tom brady is a system QB because he is successfull only in the Pats offense. If he were placed on any other offense, such as the Colts, he would fail because he does not have the talent to work that offense, and would be exposed. Unlike Peyton Manning who is great and can be able to lead any offense. Tim Tebow is also a system QB because he does not have the abilities to lead the Hawaii offense of Colt Brennan

by PHJM December 29, 2007