step on a duck

A really loud, smelly fart that almost sounds like a quack.

WHOA...who stepped on a duck?! It fuckin' stinks in here!

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

STEP DAD

STEPDAD: the MAN who changed your shitty arse, cleaned up your sick, put a roof over your head, took you to school, bought you new gear and read you bedtime stories while your real dad was out living his batchelor life...

Those are nice trainers...

Thanks, my step dad bought me them

Wheres your real dad?

Out wasting money...

by CMPR November 19, 2011

Step Milato (Mulatto)

1. When a white person divorces a white person and remarries a black person the children from the original marriage will be known as "Step Milato"

2. When a black person divorces a black person and remarries a white person the children from the original marriage will be known as "Step Milato"

1. My dad just got re-married to a black woman so now I'm "Step Milato (Mulatto)"

2. I'm not racist, my mom just re-married a white woman so I'm "Step Milato (Mulatto)"

by E Fat October 23, 2012

Step dad

A man that is married to your mother. A wall may have more personality than he. Does nothing to bring you up but everything to make you feel like crap. He thinks you listen to him, when in reality you couldn't give a care what he is saying. His words are of no value, however, he would beg to differ. He thinks he is the most helpful, amazing, sexiest man alive when we all know he's nothing but a porch swinging liquor pig. Your mother does not even like him and he may just so happen to be a mantinence man at your school. Do not feel bad when you have the erge to throw something at him, smack him, kill him, or not listen to him. There are many other people out there like you!

YEs, that is my step dad.

by rewrew August 12, 2009

step dad

A man who has married your divorced mother and is not, necessarily, a bad person.

Please do not say that the very definition of being a step dad is being an asshole, just because yours it.
This is just stupid

Person- i love my step dad
Other- WHY?! he's a step dad, there's no such thing as a good step dad!! mine is a drunken ass hole
Person- Your step dad and mine are different people

by Vexets December 25, 2008

Step-Siblings Week

Step-siblings week is the first week in January. This week, step-siblings (step-brother and step-sister) must be lovers for a week. they have to do what they would have done if it was a real boyfriend / girlfriend

Me: Step sis?

She: yes?

Me: you know it’s the first week in january right?

She: yes? what about that?

Me: It’s ‘’Step-siblings week’’

She: what is that?

Me: we need to be lovers this week, and we need to do what we would do if we was real lovers.

She: oh! well, come to my room then.

30 minutes later:

She: aahhhh, aaahhhh, oh yes! i feel it so deep!

by Stepsiblings6969 December 6, 2020

step mom

Someone who CAN be nice sometimes. But many people hate their step mom's. I actually like mine, she is actually really nice.

Bob: "I hate my step mom. She's a whore."
Me: "I actually like my step mom, she is really nice."
Bob: "Dude, you're a dick."

by The Guy on Main St October 16, 2007