stealth update

A stealth update is when a game updates without telling you about it, this is a common problem for games on steam which can update without consent or warning

Gamer: Pheew, i spent hours modding a game
Steam: Do it again!
Gamer: What?
Steam: Stealth update got you frickface!
Gamer: Frick you Steam!

by Wolf14Vargen14 July 27, 2024

Stealth bomb

The act of taking a Jagerbomb in a mug, thereby concealing ones' alcoholic intentions.

Josh: how did you get through work today?
Scott: I stealth bombed the entire time bruh

by bigcocksowhat September 27, 2014

stealth shag

Having sex silently, so as to avoid causing irreparable emotional trauma to their children.

My parents don't stealth shag. I wish I was deaf.

by Something Amusing October 26, 2013

stealth bail

Otherwise known as a smoke bomb. To stealthily bail-out of a place or situation, often a night out drinking.

I haven't seen Dave for a while. I'm starting to suspect a stealth bail.

by Petestream May 12, 2016

stealth pack

Potent marijuana that has little to no smell, to prevent being detected by scent.

I had some loud last week but now I got this stealth pack

by Weedteacher December 2, 2017

Stealth Dreidel

A dangerous device used by the craftiest of individuals, the Stealth Jew. It emits a powerful sleeping gas, which will render the victim ripe for shekel-taking.

Person 1: "Hey I have this raging headache, and I lost my credit cards."
Person 2: "Oh it was probably a Stealth Jew with their Stealth Dreidel, they run rampant around these parts."

by WallasWallas December 9, 2016

Stealth Recon

When the internet goes out and the FBI does secret conspiracy plans that nobody can see

"trust me, guys, when the internet goes out... It's time for stealth recon."

by BeezaCM September 11, 2023