"I'm sorry but I just can't deal with him today, he is always starfished out."
"your brother is such a starfish"
"your brother is such a starfish"
by youcanttunafish June 18, 2025
Get the Starfishmug. Noun. Typically applied to a male in the active pursuit of Muddy Starfish. These will typically be used in recipes served bland with a side of dingleberry or first tenderized and then roasted with a slow burn that can cause unpleasant side effects years later as most starfish are venomous.
Nobody is sure what causes the Starfisher to become quite so attached to his occupation, upon employment about half of all Starfishers seem to dive right in and take so much pride in their position that they flaunt its differences from other postings as flamboyantly as possible. The defense of his position is so widely known it is often colloqualized as being butt-hurt.
Nobody is sure what causes the Starfisher to become quite so attached to his occupation, upon employment about half of all Starfishers seem to dive right in and take so much pride in their position that they flaunt its differences from other postings as flamboyantly as possible. The defense of his position is so widely known it is often colloqualized as being butt-hurt.
Ever since Roolo became a Starfisher, he does nothing except send mixed signals when offered any other opportunity. It's like he makes it his purpose in life to convince others that they should quit their jobs and become Starfishers!
by Willius Kensington Clarksbury November 19, 2019
Get the Starfishermug. When the sphincter of the male human body has been abused in such a fashion the trajectory of the bowel movement now hits the ball sack.
Ryen took his girl out for an evening of passion and drinks. To his surprise he woke the next morning to a empty bed a bloody strap on and a Deviated Starfish.
by andypal February 14, 2019
Get the Deviated Starfishmug. Poop residue after you think you're done wiping, also ominously known as the remainder, opposite of the ghostwipe
Bro, you smell like shit. Did you forget to check for starfish Butter?
No bro, I'm sea free
That smell might get you arrested
No bro, I'm sea free
That smell might get you arrested
by The doughboy conglomerate March 24, 2022
Get the Starfish Buttermug. When one person is driving the conversation and the other party only responds in small, unenthusiastic doses.
Dave: "Hey, are you going on a date with that girl you met the other day?"
Jackson: "No. I tried to set something up, but she started Conversational Starfishing every time I tried to find out more about her interests."
Jackson: "No. I tried to set something up, but she started Conversational Starfishing every time I tried to find out more about her interests."
by Kool Kunk March 31, 2025
Get the Conversational Starfishingmug. by Zkntheprincess January 5, 2017
Get the simmering starfishmug. The act of a male laying face down with his arms and legs stretched out, allowing their partner to orally pleasure their anus whilst playing with the cheeks.
by magicben March 6, 2022
Get the Starfishedmug.