Starfishing

An act of friendliness and love by slamming someone into a wall while spreading your arms and legs while screaming "starfish."

"I was starfishing today and surprisingly nobody got hurt!"

"If you love someone you should starfish with them"

by family5 June 11, 2012

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Starfish

When a mans balls grow back after loosing them from being in a relationship.

"My balls grew back after I broke up with Susie"

"Oh, you're a starfish"

by FIM December 22, 2013

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Starfish

Verb; To confront someone with an accusation of their wrongdoing.

i.e. Be all up in their face like a starfish

"I think Salvadore is lying to us, i'm gonna call him and starfish him."

"I starfished Toni and she admitted she was wrong"

by orth2067 October 19, 2013

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crinkled starfish

a dried starfish

this crinkled starfish was used for decoration

by pinoohh June 8, 2004

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Noun. Typically applied to a male in the active pursuit of Muddy Starfish. These will typically be used in recipes served bland with a side of dingleberry or first tenderized and then roasted with a slow burn that can cause unpleasant side effects years later as most starfish are venomous.

Nobody is sure what causes the Starfisher to become quite so attached to his occupation, upon employment about half of all Starfishers seem to dive right in and take so much pride in their position that they flaunt its differences from other postings as flamboyantly as possible. The defense of his position is so widely known it is often colloqualized as being butt-hurt.

Ever since Roolo became a Starfisher, he does nothing except send mixed signals when offered any other opportunity. It's like he makes it his purpose in life to convince others that they should quit their jobs and become Starfishers!

by Willius Kensington Clarksbury November 19, 2019

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