by Imakebullshit August 3, 2024
Get the Basic white Starbucks bitch mug.The not popular meme of going into a Starbucks and getting a venti, latte, etc. and slamming it on the Starbucks table/Floor. And then saying that "CHICKFILA IS BETTER THAN YOUR STUPID DRINKS." and start stomping on the coffee.
by burn your fat January 8, 2025
Get the Not Safe For Starbucks mug.A Starbucks name is the name you give someone when your real name is very common or similar to other names and is often misheard.
Why did you give the barista "Matt" as your name when your real name is "Ben"?
Everyone hears "Matt" anyways, so now it's my Starbucks name.
Everyone hears "Matt" anyways, so now it's my Starbucks name.
by phrmashwrma May 6, 2024
Get the Starbucks Name mug.by ✨Bi Panic✨ June 30, 2022
Get the Starbucks Frosty Pop mug.by Personwholives January 8, 2015
Get the Starbucks gift card mug.Day #1
Today I experienced major constipation. I took five jugs of miralax, still constipation.
Day #2
The miralax is finally working .
Day#3
My landlord came over to investigate the awful stench of my apartment.
Day#4 The unicorn from the squatty potty commercial that he could not mask the stench
Day#5 I have finally collected the maximum amount of feces I can!
Day#6 I now own a Starbucks...
Today I experienced major constipation. I took five jugs of miralax, still constipation.
Day #2
The miralax is finally working .
Day#3
My landlord came over to investigate the awful stench of my apartment.
Day#4 The unicorn from the squatty potty commercial that he could not mask the stench
Day#5 I have finally collected the maximum amount of feces I can!
Day#6 I now own a Starbucks...
by AstroMonkey_112 January 9, 2018
Get the Starbucks mug.A Starbucks is when you take a basic white bitch on a date to starbucks and later you 2 go have sex. As you're about to go down on her and get a nasty whiff, you toss a cup of starbucks coffee on it, hot or cold.
by Sam_43003 January 26, 2021
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