Starbucks

An overpriced coffee that makes you poop immediately

10 Ways To Make Yourself Poop ASAP:
1. Drink Starbucks

by Fenjae November 23, 2021

Starbucks

Gang affiliated income.

He gettin starbucks with them peoples though, so you know he's plugged.

by The 5th. February 6, 2020

Fast Starbucks

When you’re in and out in 24 seconds.

How was your date?

He was a fast Starbucks.

by Siqnaste June 9, 2022

Starbucks

Starbucks is coffee for people who love to drink feces. Time to get your daily biotines.

Day #1
Today I experienced major constipation. I took five jugs of miralax, still constipation.

Day #2
The miralax is finally working .

Day#3
My landlord came over to investigate the awful stench of my apartment.

Day#4 The unicorn from the squatty potty commercial that he could not mask the stench

Day#5 I have finally collected the maximum amount of feces I can!

Day#6 I now own a Starbucks...

by AstroMonkey_112 January 9, 2018

Starbucked

Throwing a starbucks coffee at an annoying white girls face.

Tina kept on going on about John so I starbucked her.

by Jputt November 6, 2013

Starbucks

A Starbucks is when you take a basic white bitch on a date to starbucks and later you 2 go have sex. As you're about to go down on her and get a nasty whiff, you toss a cup of starbucks coffee on it, hot or cold.

" Did u go to Starbucks with Jenna?"
"Yeah but she needed a starbucks after the date"

by Sam_43003 January 26, 2021

Starbucks

1. The official currency of aliens.

2. A mind-controlling facility used by the government in order to weaken people's minds. The main reason why the world is getting dumber.

1. Alien 1: How many starbucks is this?
Alien 2: 29,284
Alien 1 pays

2. Let's go get some Starbucks!
I refuse to be controlled by the mind-control serum called Starbucks coffee.

by TBTPlanet December 18, 2017