Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass.
When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

Anal with you was so extra we played the two stage flute

by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018

Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.

(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.

by Mathmoss November 8, 2018

Stages of Texting

The formality of your messages, mainly texting for how a person may judge your internet/online status. The different stages include usage of capital letters, punctuation, and emojis.

Stages of Texting
Stage 1 (informal): OMG THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY *insert crying laughing emoji here*
Stage 2 (casual): Yeah the party's on Thursday
Stage 3 (normal): I'm pretty sure she's upset about her boyfriend dumping her.
Stage 4 (ass eater): Laughing out loud, that was quite the funny joke x capital d laughing my ass off.

by Chinis Chink December 3, 2016

hatsune miku: colorful stage

The official English version/server of Project SEKAI: COLORFUL STAGE! feat. Hatsune Miku! otherwise known as pjsekai, prsk, proseka, Miku tap tap game This server also includes some exclusive songs that aren’t available in other servers like M@GICAL☆CURE! LOVE SHOT!, Just 1db Louder, and others!

person: what is hatsune Miku: colorful stage?
person 2: the English version of pjsekai
person: oh ok

by debussylover April 8, 2025

Bonus Stage

A shitty show about 2 roommates named Phil and Joel with their neighbor elly

Phil and Joel had sex with each other in the latest episode of Bonus Stage and Elly was just contemplating life after hearing them smash

by Weatherstripping May 21, 2024

The three stages of life

stage 1: birth

stage 2:......WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!

stage 3:death

Tod: these are the three stages of life *explains*

Jack: oh so that explains it

by MOBILEXPLAINZ February 3, 2022

Speech stage

Speech stage (aka talking stage) it's a literal translation of the period before marriage (الخطبة) .This act is very known in north African countries such as Morocco, Tunisia, Libia...etc

They were in the speech stage before they broke things off.

by Sam Eddine June 2, 2024