Spoon Fun

An act of homosexual intercouse

Daddy Derek wants to have some Spoon Fun with Mr. Hansen

by Applepiecomics August 24, 2019

spoon fox

Affectionate term for someone who is consistently the best and smoothest spooner in the room. Must be liberal and generous in offering spooning to others and will often add their own personal touch.

"Man, Gus is the best spooner, he even throws in a free nuzzle."
-"What a spoon fox!"

by montronica January 9, 2012

Green Spoon

The act of taking a stick a celery and inserting it into your ass.

Mom: Johnny eat your vegetables.

Johnny: I can't they're in mah ass...

Mom: Stop green spooning yourself!

by KappaHunter March 3, 2014

Spoon cooker

The lighter a junkie uses to heat up the spoon he is cooking his heroine in.

The junkie ripped that guy's face off because the guy took his spoon cooker

by Johnfuckingdenver November 24, 2018

Sit-Spooning

The act of sitting on the ground, bench or other surface with two or more people facing the the same direction, with full body contact. A variation of the typical spooning, where the same general idea is used in a 'sitting' situation.

Alex, Kane and Taylor were sit-spooning in their family photo, taken when Alex was the oldest.

by stephaa June 1, 2011

clay spooning

When a person (usually a male) comes up behind another person (usually a female) while he/she is creating a clay pot on a pottery wheel and proceeds to sit behind the person making the pottery and place their hands on the person's creating the pottery, guiding them while indirectly spooning while sitting.

Channing Tatum clay spoons in every movie (clay spooning)

by Jujclar January 9, 2014

7 spoons

A phrase used to suggest to someone they should stop complaining and get over their problem (see get over it) because no-one is listening. See also whinger

Ali: Why can't everybody just get along and stop the hating?!
Andy: 7 spoons. Seriously.

by MrAndy January 14, 2008