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spensahed

Technical slang for misuse of IT equipment and resources
That server/PC/network is so busy being spensahed it can't do its real job.
by Chuff December 18, 2003
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Smonshel

Smonshel

In cats, to rub against people or objects as a sign of affection or for marking with scent glands (located on the cheeks and base of the tail) the person or object as belonging to the cat.
Felix smonshels me when he wants me to pet him.
by Jillian Deveraux March 18, 2005
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sons of rats

An evil underground empire that works in the shadows of New England prep schools such as Milton Academy, Nobles, and other such places. They are led each year by two King Rats and the torch of leadership is passed on with each generational shift. The main objective of the Rats is to bring humor where it is needed and to exagerate current issues through the use of extreme pranking. The Rats have been known to be extremely violent and aggressive when defending their own turf and do not take kindly to any threat, intentional or not, to one their own. Generally it is an unspoken rule among most who live in close proximity of the Rats that for one's own sake, they are best left alone.
Example One:
Joe: "Damn, I heard them Sons of Rats went and pulled a nasty prank!"
Bob: "Yo, I heard the same thing, I heard they're professionals."

Example Two:
Joe: "Damn, my backpack's gone!"
Bob: "Did you piss off a Rat?"
Joe: "I don't think so..."
Bob: "Where's your wallet?"
Joe: "Shit!"

Example Three:
Joe: "Hey man, lets go see if we can figure out who the Rats are."
Bob: "Yeah good idea."
--That's why this is the last example. Joe and Bob won't be joining us for anymore examples.
by Rat King November 11, 2008
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sons of rats

An evil underground empire that works in the shadows of New England prep schools and other such places. They are led each year by two King Rats and the torch of leadership is passed on with each generational shift. The main objective of the Rats is to bring humor where it is needed and to exagerate current issues through the use of extreme pranking. The Rats have been known to be extremely violent and aggressive when defending their own turf and do not take kindly to any threat, intentional or not, to one their own. Generally it is an unspoken rule among most who live in close proximity of the Rats that for one's own sake, they are best left alone.
Example One:
Joe: "Damn, I heard them Sons of Rats went and pulled a nasty prank!"
Bob: "Yo, I heard the same thing, I heard they're professionals."

Example Two:
Joe: "Damn, my backpack's gone!"
Bob: "Did you piss off a Rat?"
Joe: "I don't think so..."
Bob: "Where's your wallet?"
Joe: "Shit!"

Example Three:
Joe: "Hey man, lets go see if we can figure out who the Rats are."
Bob: "Yeah good idea."
--That's why this is the last example. Joe and Bob won't be joining us for anymore examples.
by Ciroel Gink December 14, 2008
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sons of rats

An evil underground empire that works in the shadows of New England prep schools and other such places. They are led each year by two King Rats and the torch of leadership is passed on with each generational shift. The main objective of the Rats is to bring humor where it is needed and to exagerate current issues through the use of extreme pranking. The Rats have been known to be extremely violent and aggressive when defending their own turf and do not take kindly to any threat, intentional or not, to one their own. Generally it is an unspoken rule among most who live in close proximity of the Rats that for one's own sake, they are best left alone.
Example One:
Joe: "Damn, I heard them Sons of Rats went and pulled a nasty prank!"
Bob: "Yo, I heard the same thing, I heard they're professionals."

Example Two:
Joe: "Damn, my backpack's gone!"
Bob: "Did you piss off a Rat?"
Joe: "I don't think so..."
Bob: "Where's your wallet?"
Joe: "Shit!"

Example Three:
Joe: "Hey man, lets go see if we can figure out who the Rats are."
Bob: "Yeah good idea."
--That's why this is the last example. Joe and Bob won't be joining us for anymore examples.
by Ciroel Gink December 14, 2008
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SPOAST

SPOAST

It's Not Just A Toast

It's A "Speech" And A "Toast"

It's A . . . SPOAST
A Toast is Short.
A "SPOAST" is a Speech ending in a Toast

General Example:
To Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. Cheers!

Best Man:
Let me start by saying that I met the groom in school . . . Boy were those some crazy time . . . remember when you and ### stole that cow . . . WELL CHEERS!

General Audience:
I know I was supposed to keep my comments short, but before we raise our glasses I wanted to say . . ..

The Street:
Here's To our Home Boys who have fallen . . . Here's to the up and comers . . . Cheers To My G's!

It's A SPOAST!
by Mr. 1st September 25, 2010
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Sonsinence

When you are high and talking sh*t and nonsense, this is called sonsinence.
I was talking sonsinence with my friends after a big party.
by Kate Fisher February 19, 2011
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