SpongeBob SquarePants

Probably the most annoying cartoon I've seen on Nickelodeon. People say it's the mascot of the network. Give me a break. There are so many better and funnier shows than SpongeBob on Nick. iCarly, Victorious, Jimmy Neutron, TMNT, Fairly Oddparents (the old one, the new one sucks), LazyTown, Invader Zim, etc. Furthermore, the characters act like idiots. You have:

1. SpongeBob, who's annoying as hell and childish, acts like a baby.
2. Patrick, a person with the IQ of a rock (no pun intended!)
3. Squidward, a sad goddamn outcast.
4. Mr. Krabs, a greedy sailor who would die if his money was taken away from him.
5. Sandy, a stupid "science" girl.

6. Plankton, a slightly interesting villain, but gets hated all the time by the "good guys".
7. Pearl, a whiny asshole.
8. Bubble Bass, a fat ass nerd who wants everything when we gets them.
9. Gary, a betrayer for letting a different snail into his house.
10. Mindy, an actual good character.
11. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, two wannabe ass poser "superheroes" who could get killed by the Avengers, real heroes.
12. Squilliam, 3, but worse and more "nerdy".

And many more.

Killing Nickelodeon, along with Henry Danger.

By the way the picture on the bottom, and on the left, represents me whenever I hear that show nowadays.
Idiot: SpongeBob SquarePants is the best show ever. It's the funniest Nick show and is helpful!

Me: iCarly, Victorious? There are many better shows than your overrated ass baby show.
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Spongebob Style

The sexual style where someone uses a pineapple as a fleshlight
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spongebob

hey spongebob
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Spongebob

Omg don't even get me started on this wack yellow ass square ass nigga!!!!!!! This bitch got holes in him like he just gor back from the fucking Vietnam war. And bruh I ain't gonna lie hes low key thicc af like theres one episode where his pants fall down and holy fuCk Are his booty cheeks so plump and cute like OwO I just wanna eat his ass and put some tapitio on it yummy yummy in my tummy. But fr why that nigga squidward always look sad like just fucking end your life you stupid ass pussy
Squidward: "sir can I please have a raise"

Mr.krabs: shut yo bitch ass up and suck this fat ass red shrimp cock

Spongebob: hahaha abortion
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Spongebob

Some twat that lives in a tropical fruit under the sea
Question:"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

Answer:"Spongebob square pants"
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SpongeBob Bootleg Dumped

A lost SpongeBob episode next to Red Mist. It starts when SpongeBob is very sad and he's gonna cry, he asks Patrick for fresh scent or heavy duty, a scene later his pupils become very small, and they become red bloodshotted, and he blinks again but his pupils are enlarged, and there's veins on his eyes, he starts to bleed 3 bloody waterfalls in his eyes and his eyes are fully red and he has a crystal shaped nose, and then his face becomes a Duolingo face. That's all
SpongeBob Bootleg Dumped is a lost episode next to Red Mist
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spongebob

Spongebob is the best show ever. For some reason the media hates it.
I love spongebob!
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