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southern fire

A term for describing the feeling of having crabs.
Man, it's a southern fire down there!
by He's the boxman September 19, 2006
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Southern Oracle

To titty fuck two women at the same time, preferably to completion.
Alanah and Sarah knelt in front of me, pressed their boobs together and before I knew it I was performing a Southern Oracle!
by Bonesleaze June 10, 2012
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Southern Kiss

To give your dirty, toothless brother(s) a blow-job, Most southerners require their offspring to do this at an unappropriate age. If all your siblings are boys, good luck with those therapist/Dentist bills.
Girl- " damn I done didn't get morticah a gift fer hes berfday"

Friend- " jus gev em a southern kiss", " its wat i gav diddy last yer."
by William Penn December 17, 2006
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southern belle

a dead breed as far as younger generations are concerned; much like the southern gentleman

Southern women nowadays are at least as disgusting as women from other regions; they'll claim otherwise of course
John: Dude, did you see that southern belle?

Jack: Nobody cares because southern belles don't really exist anymore. Really, southerners are a major reason american women are getting such a bad rep
by Piccolo48 May 21, 2011
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southern lasagne

an unkempt and unclean woman's pubic region during the crimson tide....lips=lasagna noodle, cheese=cheese, blood=sauce mama mia!!
Tony Fabrioni enjoys eating his grandmother's homeade southern lasagna.
by unavailable March 26, 2004
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Southern Girl

Girls from the south, usually prim and proper, bible-thumping, "I'm so innocent", back stabbing, bitchy, snobbish, moronic, ditsy, ignorant, stuck-up, brainless, fake, drawling whores who are convinced they are the best in the world.
A Southern girl is found in but not limited to all states south of Maryland and Est of Texas.
by DannySP December 22, 2008
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Southern Hospitality

When girls basically get every privilege over guys.
Guy: Man I'm so hungry I can't wait to get something to eat!!
Group of Girls: No we go first, it's southern hospitality

(After a long day of traveling)
Guy: I'm so exhausted I can't wait to go to bed.
Group of Girls: Wait!! You have to take everything back and put our shit in our rooms. It's southern hospitality, you have no choice.
by thatguy2972 November 15, 2011
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