Simeon

A form of dance that takes every ounce of your time and money. Causes extreme fusturation and anger. The evil slave driver, also called your ballet instructor, takes all of your money and still gives you crappy parts. High ammounts of stage make-up are required.

Guy: "Can you go to the movies on Friday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

Guy: "Saturday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

Guy: "Sunday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

You get the point....

by SimeonApe January 23, 2011

Jack someone off

To give someone a hand job

Would you ever jack someone off?

by Definitions??? September 24, 2016

someone very very very cute

you.

Aww look at you! You're someone very very very cute :)

by Alyssa?? May 19, 2021

screw someone over

Means, for someone to lead you on, just to hurt you.

Josh and i were talking, while he was also talking with Hailey.

he screw someone over!

by youthinkyouknowme March 20, 2012

Cocking to Someone

When you are cocking to someone it is the same as talking except it is mainly about sexual matters.

Cocking to Someone:
Jim: Hey Tim can I? cock to you for a second?
Tim: Sure
Jim: This girl I met has a huge pair of melons but a flat ass, should I fuck her?
Tim: Go for it any fuck is a good fuck.

by The Chocolate Leopard July 9, 2010

simeon

the pudgy person who talks a lot of mess and never backs it up. this person also has a timid personality and hangs out with a select few people of their choosing. this person can also be a instigator of many situations if your their friend they probably wont betray you but then again another trait of the Simeon is DRAMA or being DRAMATIC. so pick your Simeons wisely.

{problem creator}Simeon

by number1source September 25, 2011

simeon

(V) Used for hairy fart face extremly ugly gay guy who looks like a hobo

'Omw I think my eyes have burnt from the site of simeons face'

by ducklesss:D August 22, 2011