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Seattle Squat

When you are out for a romantic walk with your bitch and you have to take a shit. You stop on the street, pull down your pants, take a shit then smash your bitches face in it then make her lick you ass clean. Don't kiss her good night.
I was out for a walk and made the bitch do a Seattle Squat.
by Tant Lover November 16, 2006
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seattle

a seattle is an erection of the penis. Im not sure if many people use this word as such. But every one i know does.
Fuck, ive got a seattle.
by JonGreen May 13, 2005
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seattle steamer

while engaging in the 69 position while the male happens to be eating out the female , the female then releases a ginourmous brown substance in which is insearted into the males boca (spanish for mouth)
o man that was a nice seattle steamer (EHHH HIGH FIVVEEE)
by Georgene Kenneth IV October 23, 2007
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Shattle

A combination of the words shat + tattle. To tell a person about someone else's dump or blowing up of a bathroom.
Frank: "I didn't even go into the bathroom yesterday, but I could smell Brett blowing it up in there!"
Tom: "Didn't you shattle on Bill last week? These guys are gross!"
by fhoenyx March 16, 2018
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Seattle Supersonics

NBA team that has 1 championship from the '80s; were idiots to trade away Payton; missed the playoffs last year, but overall have been good lately
The Supersonics traded away Payton.
by 0000 October 20, 2003
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Seattle Racist

A white liberal who supports non-whites in theory, but fully participates in systemic racism. Can include liberals from other parts of the country
"I know that Trump is a racist and Hillary Clinton is the only reasonable chance we have to beat him, but I'm voting for Jill Stein because I don't have to deal with racism on a daily basis. I am a Seattle Racist!"
by rdeveraux January 22, 2017
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SeattleSexualism

The Freedom Of Never Having To Worry About Constipation Again due to the overcrowding homosexualism in the streets of seattle
fred: ah now that i live in seattle i never have to worry about constipation again i love SeattleSexualism

Bill: ya seattle is kinda flooding with homosexualism the only way i survive is with an exit only sign over my butt
by coryism April 12, 2007
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